Originally Posted by thagr81 us
(Post 531842)
ChuckyZ?
I say fuck his wife :ky: |
Have you considered asking them to make their dogs STFU? If that fails, call the SPCA about that time you saw abuse.
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My In-laws have called animal control on their neighbors dogs more than a few times. I'm glad my condo is a dog free zone.
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Knock on his door and tell him to shut his dogs up. If that fails, beat his car and steal his women. Then file the complaint, you did warn him. Not only was it alpha-maleish to knock on his door and inform him he is a dipshit, you did the nice thing by telling him before he got in trouble.
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time to call epic beard man and ask for a favor.
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Originally Posted by budget racer
(Post 531891)
time to call epic beard man and ask for a favor.
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take a shit on his doorstep
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Yeah, that's the point of agreements and papers you sign. Also, if it won't get taken care of by your management company or board or whoever oversees the people living there, then animal control or local law enforcement will take care of that. Last thing SPCA, saying that there is animal neglect going on next door.
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Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie
(Post 531901)
take a shit on his doorstep
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Originally Posted by thymer
(Post 531803)
Originally Posted by thymer
(Post 531819)
This post was about how to be the alpha, not to be a little pussy and whine to the board about "violations".
Our group was informally headed up by a man who was, indisputably, the Alpha Male of the complex. His name was Vern, a short, stocky bald man in his mid 60s who was a former Army Special Forces soldier and who now ran a flooring business. He was essentially Epic Beard Man, only not as tall, somewhat better dressed, and sane. Vern operated by a complex and insidious set of rules. At no time can I recall him ever raising his voice to another person, nor did he ever make threats of physical violence (except against his third wife's idiot son, who was a druggie, a thief, and an ex-con.) Instead, Vern correctly realized that the pen was mightier than the sword. On one particularly notable occasion, our apartment received a new manager, who had a bit of a Napoleon complex. Rather than confront the man directly, Vern printed up a one page form outlining his grievances against the new manager, encouraging the residents to phone up the corporate office and describe their feelings on the matter (he included the direct number of the CEO of the management group), and taped a copy of this to each and every door in the complex one afternoon. Within one week, a moving van arrived to carry away the belongings of the new manager, who had, quite suddenly, been transferred to a property in Utah owned by the same company. Nobody ever fucked with Vern. Well, one guy did, but he wound up in prison. Several years prior, when I owned a home in Maineville, OH, I had a problem with barking dogs behind me. Didn't think of the ultrasonic thing, I just went to the supermarket and purchased a whole calf's head (with the skin removed), which I set upon a pike driven into the neighbor's front yard early one morning, with a note attached. Not long after, they apparently decided that inside the house was a much better place for the dogs to live, though I can't say whether one thing had to do with the other, as I never spoke to them. |
I love it when Joe tells stories.
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Originally Posted by Full_Tilt_Boogie
(Post 531901)
take a shit on his doorstep
Shit, piss, cum, and spit as much as you can into a trash bag, tie it up and let it sit out in the sun for a week, then dump it on his doorstep. |
Walk right up to him,and ask him nicely to please keep his dogs quiet.When He gets all puffy and shit,Unleash the fury on his ass,Every time the dogs start barking..call the Man...The first time say its the dogs..The next time say you hear screaming and that it sounds like his woman.After that tell him that oftejn times condo assoc.have rules about that sort of crap and after afew domestic diturbance calls the police will really happy with him.That should help him get his mind right...if that does workthen kick his ass and let his dog go free.
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Originally Posted by Reverend Greg
(Post 531943)
Walk right up to him,and ask him nicely to please keep his dogs quiet.When He gets all puffy and shit,Unleash the fury on his ass,Every time the dogs start barking..call the Man...The first time say its the dogs..The next time say you hear screaming and that it sounds like his woman.After that tell him that oftejn times condo assoc.have rules about that sort of crap and after afew domestic diturbance calls the police will really happy with him.That should help him get his mind right...if that does workthen kick his ass and let his dog go free.
(G) except there should be some bodily functions done on his doorstep too |
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Epic thread on how to irritate your neighbor. Might have to register to view it though. |
Originally Posted by rccote
(Post 531941)
Correction,
Shit, piss, cum, and spit as much as you can into a trash bag, tie it up and let it sit out in the sun for a week, then dump it on his doorstep. |
Dont run,
Just wait for him to open the door and then punch him in the fucking face really fucking hard. |
Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 531932)
Several years prior, when I owned a home in Maineville, OH, I had a problem with barking dogs behind me. Didn't think of the ultrasonic thing, I just went to the supermarket and purchased a whole calf's head (with the skin removed), which I set upon a pike driven into the neighbor's front yard early one morning, with a note attached. Not long after, they apparently decided that inside the house was a much better place for the dogs to live, though I can't say whether one thing had to do with the other, as I never spoke to them.
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I just went to the supermarket and purchased a whole calf's head (with the skin removed), which I set upon a pike driven into the neighbor's front yard early one morning, |
Originally Posted by jayc72
(Post 532006)
Now THAT'S old school. Nicely done.
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