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gospeed81 03-17-2010 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 539890)
She gave birth at 532 pounds? Who the fuck would have sex with that whale, that could be considered bestiality.

You did notice this is all a publicity stunt for her porn site right?

I do feel sorry for that kid though.

rider384 03-17-2010 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 539893)
You did notice this is all a publicity stunt for her porn site right?

I do feel sorry for that kid though.

Didn't check the link, I'm at a hotel and I'm paranoid.

FRT_Fun 03-17-2010 04:55 PM

That Mc gangbang burger no longer looks tasty, I want to throw up :/

NA6C-Guy 03-17-2010 05:11 PM

I wish I could have been the doctor to deliver the baby, even though it was cut from her blubber fold. Would have taken a souvenir of sweat cheese from one of her folds for my ritz crackers. Would make a mean lunch.

Sparetire 03-17-2010 06:04 PM

Porn? How? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?

chicksdigmiatas 03-17-2010 08:37 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 539931)
I wish I could have been the doctor to deliver the baby, even though it was cut from her blubber fold. Would have taken a souvenir of sweat cheese from one of her folds for my ritz crackers. Would make a mean lunch.

:barf:

kotomile 03-17-2010 10:10 PM

She could use some youth in Asia.

ScottFW 03-17-2010 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by Sparetire (Post 539953)
Porn? How? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?

It's all gonna be wet, because fat sweats. Just find a fold and fuck it. :ugh2:

jtothawhat 03-17-2010 10:58 PM

She is a joke, she is nasty; disgusting; waste of space. While everyone has a right to eat as much as he/or she wants the fact that she is doing it for a record that no one will give two shits about is what is wrong, not to mention she has children who will grow up with out a mother due to her own selfish acts. She is addicted to food and needs to go to Africa and spread some of that fat to the Ethiopian children. God bless America, and FYI if this heath care bill passes I will bounce off the wall. I will NOT pay for fat f*cks like THIS. /rant

Sparetire 03-17-2010 11:14 PM


Originally Posted by ScottFW (Post 540119)
It's all gonna be wet, because fat sweats. Just find a fold and fuck it. :ugh2:

:barf:

fmowry 03-18-2010 09:54 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 539890)
She gave birth at 532 pounds? Who the fuck would have sex with that whale, that could be considered bestiality.

Question is, how did she know she was pregnant?

Her daily 20 lb dump was 28 lbs and crying?

Frank

Braineack 03-18-2010 10:04 AM

i know a girl who was preggers and had no clue...twice.

18psi 03-18-2010 10:22 AM

America

fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!111111111111111

:)

soflarick 03-18-2010 11:16 AM

She is going to cost us taxpayers huge sums of money once she becomes ill and brands herself as a "victim".

levnubhin 03-18-2010 11:19 AM

"12,000 calories a day in the quest to weigh half a ton."


Who the fuck can afford that?
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Braineack 03-18-2010 11:20 AM

iirc, one cheese fries or blooming onion from outback is 10,000 calories.

just remember:

Give up one daily 20-ounce soda, and at the end of the year you’ll save:
· 91,000 calories
· 7,280 teaspoons of sugar
· Potentially lose up to 26 pounds of fat

Give up three daily 20-ounce bottles of soda and at the end of the year you’ll save:
· 273,000 calories
· 21,840 teaspoons of sugar
· Potentially lose up to 78 pounds of fat

KPLAFIN 03-18-2010 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by outback wiki
The use of fats in such liberal quantities has brought the chain under major fire from many health advocates: Men's Health magazine condemned Outback's Aussie Cheese Fries as "The Worst Food in America," with 182 grams (1,638 calories) of fat and nearly 3,000 calories per order.

The Bloomin' Onion is a signature Outback item. It is a one pound onion cut to 'bloom' open, breaded, deep-fried and served with mayonnaise-horseradish sauce. Other restaurants offer items similar to the Bloomin' Onion, as in Chili's Awesome Blossom (discontinued) and Lone Star Steakhouse & Saloon's Texas Rose. Many of the Blooming onions have come under fire for high calorie counts, sometimes going over 1,500 calories.

Not 10,000, but still ,I think my 120lb 5'9 ass needs to find an outback in Germany.

Braineack 03-18-2010 11:24 AM

that's the damn article i was looking for; my two favorite foods.

soflarick 03-18-2010 11:25 AM

Dude, you may fit in the malnourished category. A friend of mine is 135 and 5'8" and he's a stick.

Doppelgänger 03-18-2010 11:26 AM

I don't even drink 20oz worth of fluid a day... I can't cut any out of my daily intake lol


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