I may be headed to the town of Ventspils for some Navy **** in June.

 

A former coworker of mine is from there. Prepare to feel inferior to their population of tall, chiseled, blonde & blue eyed men.

 

Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

 

They have pretty hot women. Otherwise, I know nothing.

 

i seriously thought this thread was about ED.

 

Is that why you are in this thread?

 

If he can take two across at a time, it requires only three crossings.

1: Take potatoes and corpse, leave dog.
2: Return alone.
3: Take dog.


If he can only take one, then seven crossings are required:

1: Take dog across.
2: Return alone.
3: Take potatoes across.
4: Return with dog.
5: Leave dog, take corpse across.
6: Return alone.
7: Take dog across.

 

Oh Joe you never disappoint.

 

Latvian man no have time for 3 crossings, daughter is rape by soldier. Also potato has worm. Is very sad.

 

I was going to make a Joe Swanson joke.

 

 

Hahaha.

I imagine there being something like this, except for Latvia: