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Old 03-22-2010, 12:57 AM   #21
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Why the **** does it matter?
I'm genuinely curious.

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he's trying to get some info for a cybersex session later.

Hey Pusha, a/s/l?

I'm 12/T/Haiti

*unzips pants
Sorry. If you're Haitian, you're likely uncircumcised and I'm not into cheese harvest.
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he's trying to get some info for a cybersex session later.

Hey Pusha, a/s/l?

I'm 12/T/Haiti

*unzips pants

That's ******* funny.
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i live in between sac and reno. don't come here, nothing interesting happens, it's pollock pines. really quite as boring as it sounds and probably worse... :/

however, you can leave your car here for more than an hour and not find it on jack stands stripped.

no one isn't afraid of a meth addict hillbilly with a gun.

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Your a douche. No one lives by you, you live in a city with wacky police.
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Your a douche. No one lives by you, you live in a city with wacky police.
Holy ****, really? Is that a Reno 911 joke?!? lol, NHP, and Sparks PD ******* tards, but our sheriff's are people you only attract if you done something really fucked up. I speed WITH them all the time, not a single time have been pulled over!

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How old are you? 16?
haha!! 16 with a DIY turbocharged car, idk about you, but thats pretty damn impressive in my book!! Not only that, a 16 y.o. that travels 200 miles every month to show up for a UTA weekend... that has been in the AF for 4 years now... wow. Thats some kid!! Not only that, but awesome enough that joined the site after you and support by paying out of pocket for awesomeness!! HA!



I smell a pedobear!!



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I see a few GTR's driving around town all the time, but no we haven't had one show up to a meet yet.

But at eurosunday there's plenty of them. No one even drools over them any more lol. Kinda hard to drool over a stock GTR when its next to a saleen s7 or porsche GT
well excuse me mr. california-huge-town-small-dick! Here in hicktown its damn awesome to see a old *** 94' dodge viper!! There are only a total of 5 vipers, 4 lambos, 6 expensive porsches, 1 porsche 911 GT3, 2 GT-Rs, and alot of challengers, chargers, bmws, mercedes and mustangs. Thats actually how many I have counted before I started to notice the same car, and its only because my stingy fruggle mother is loaded and lives near these folk. And I always still wonder why cali is so broke.

Edit: oh I forgot about my neighboor used to owning a Ford GT300

Ill be up on the 8th for my weekend and leave Travis on the 10th because of Easter, then the same **** the first weekends on the months ahead, I also have my two weeks to serve and so Ill be bored of drinking by then.

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i live in between sac and reno. don't come here, nothing interesting happens, it's pollock pines. really quite as boring as it sounds and probably worse... :/

however, you can leave your car here for more than an hour and not find it on jack stands stripped.

no one isn't afraid of a meth addict hillbilly with a gun.
****, at least your not in Oroville, that ******* place is creepy as ****!
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haha!! 16 with a diy turbocharged car, idk about you, but thats pretty damn impressive in my book!! Not only that, a 16 y.o. That travels 200 miles every month to show up for a uta weekend... That has been in the af for 4 years now... Wow. Thats some kid!! Not only that, but awesome enough that joined the site after you and support by paying out of pocket for awesomeness!!
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haha!! 16 with a diy turbocharged car, idk about you, but thats pretty damn impressive in my book!! Not only that, a 16 y.o. That travels 200 miles every month to show up for a uta weekend... That has been in the af for 4 years now... Wow. Thats some kid!! Not only that, but awesome enough that joined the site after you and support by paying out of pocket for awesomeness!!
It is an automatic...so one has to wonder....
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It is an automatic...so one has to wonder....
lol stfu. I am aware of my disability thank you very much!


I know what its gears sound like when the Level 10 valvebody kicks in slowing down to a stoplight... it quietlywhines down healthy in its lowest gear saying "GHEEEeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
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lol stfu. I am aware of my disability thank you very much!


I know what its gears sound like when the Level 10 valvebody kicks in slowing down to a stoplight... it quietlywhines down healthy in its lowest gear saying "GHEEEeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
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haha!! 16 with a DIY turbocharged car, idk about you, but thats pretty damn impressive in my book!! Not only that, a 16 y.o. that travels 200 miles every month to show up for a UTA weekend... that has been in the AF for 4 years now... wow. Thats some kid!! Not only that, but awesome enough that joined the site after you and support by paying out of pocket for awesomeness!! HA!
I questioned your age only after reading a few of your posts. Perhaps English isn't your first language?
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I questioned your age only after reading a few of your posts. Perhaps English isn't your first language?
Coming from the guy in New Cuba.....Uh, I mean Miami.
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Your all **** guzzzling ------s. All of you!
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Coming from the guy in New Cuba.....Uh, I mean Miami.
When I leave for good, I'll bring the flag.
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I questioned your age only after reading a few of your posts. Perhaps English isn't your first language?
haha you sound like the old bags on M.net!


elaborate in the areas that my language lacked... there is a difference between grammar and spelling impaired, and internet/texting influenced.


And what would you say if it was? hmmm?



you sir, are a big fail. gtfo.

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you sir, are a big fail. gtfo.
Need I say more?
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Need I say more?
I'd like to hear (read) more to be honest.
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He confuses the **** out of me now. Hyper is that you?
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