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Ben 10-06-2009 09:45 PM

Aquavette... Gets all the bitches
 
LS9
$250k
0-60 in 4.x
1/4 in 12.x
Oh, and floats, has a jetdrive, and goes 60mph in water


UrbanSoot 10-06-2009 11:48 PM

i wanna be baller like that!

neogenesis2004 10-06-2009 11:51 PM

That shit looks hideous.

curly 10-07-2009 12:07 AM

I really wanted him to floor it at the end with the magnetized chicks up top.

Wouldn't be my choice if I had $250k to spend on a "car", but I'd rock it if I had it and lived in sunny California. Does look hideous though.

Trent 10-07-2009 12:16 AM

looks like a corvette rear ended a dodge ram.

the_man 10-07-2009 08:32 AM


Originally Posted by Ben
... jetdrive, ...


Maybe it's because we've got almost exclusively salt/brackish water 'round these parts, but I'm not a huge fan of jetdrives. Used to be, and they do have some advantages, but at the end of the day, give me a prop and I'll be happy. Damn jetdrives are more trouble than they're worth.



Originally Posted by Ben
... 60mph ...


Meh. ;)

hustler 10-07-2009 09:00 AM

Lots of jealousy up in hurr.

icantthink4155 10-07-2009 10:22 AM

Ugly.

ZX-Tex 10-07-2009 11:18 AM

OK, kinda kewl for the uniqueness. But, I am looking at the opportunity cost here. For $250K I could buy a really nice boat and a really nice tow vehicle, and cash left over for coke and whores.

naarleven 10-07-2009 11:44 AM

That is the greatest mid life crisis hybrid I've ever seen. Dangerous cross breeds like this should be outlawed.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/forks_and_spoons.png

cueball1 10-07-2009 09:46 PM

The music pretty much tells the story of who the market is. It's not old fat white guys like the one driving it. Gotta be ball players and rappers buying them. Why else show all the skinny white girls. The jeweled cane and a man's full length mink coat must be popular options.

jdmaddox88 10-07-2009 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by naarleven (Post 464758)
That is the greatest mid life crisis hybrid I've ever seen. Dangerous cross breeds like this should be outlawed.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/forks_and_spoons.png

:laugh: :laugh:


Originally Posted by cueball1 (Post 465037)
The music pretty much tells the story of who the market is. It's not old fat white guys like the one driving it. Gotta be ball players and rappers buying them. Why else show all the skinny white girls. The jeweled cane and a man's full length mink coat must be popular options.

Yep you're right! It won't be long before it shows up in a music video now.

ArtieParty 10-07-2009 10:09 PM


Originally Posted by ZX-Tex (Post 464750)
OK, kinda kewl for the uniqueness. .

Not really that unique.

This is an old one. Kinda looks like a miata: Aquada:



Here's their quadski that was supposed to retail for about 60k:




And the Humdinga:


hustler 10-07-2009 10:11 PM


Originally Posted by ArtieParty (Post 465048)
Not really that unique.

This is an old one. Kinda looks like a miata: Aquada:



Here's their quadski that was supposed to retail for about 60k:




And the Humdinga:


I don't see any of those shitboxes filling up with pussy though.

ArtieParty 10-07-2009 10:19 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 465049)
I don't see any of those shitboxes filling up with pussy though.

So then they're exactly like your ride.

buffon01 10-08-2009 12:31 AM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 465049)
I don't see any of those shitboxes filling up with pussy though.



Originally Posted by ArtieParty (Post 465053)
So then they're exactly like your ride.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:


That shit is fuggly, but definetly a pussy magnet :naughty:

PUSSY FTW!!!

nicacus 10-08-2009 01:17 AM

If you buy our Ramboatvette beautiful women will jump on board and have sex with each other!
I counted two wedgie picks in that video.

buffon01 10-08-2009 01:27 AM


Originally Posted by nicacus (Post 465105)
If you buy our Ramboatvette beautiful women will jump on board and have sex with each other!
I counted two wedgie picks in that video.

You counted right my friend

hustler 10-08-2009 07:48 AM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 465094)
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:


That shit is fuggly, but definetly a pussy magnet :naughty:

PUSSY FTW!!!

Is this vehicle equipped with a pussy magnet?

buffon01 10-08-2009 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by hustler (Post 465149)
Is this vehicle equipped with a pussy magnet?

Indeed*


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