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NA6C-Guy 10-08-2009 08:18 AM

I hope they take a big wave with the doors open and sink. Looks terrible and I have never understood the car/boat hybrids. Why not have a Vette and a nice boat instead of one horrible looking hybrid? If you have the money to do something like that you could surely afford a real boat.

buffon01 10-08-2009 08:20 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 465158)
I hope they take a big wave with the doors open and sink. Looks terrible and I have never understood the car/boat hybrids. Why not have a Vette and a nice boat instead of one horrible looking hybrid? If you have the money to do something like that you could surely afford a real boat.

Is equiped with a 'pussy magnet'

NA6C-Guy 10-08-2009 09:49 AM

I'd rather attract the more tasteful gold diggers with my ZR1 and my cigarette boat than the loud and obnoxious hoes climbing on his shitty looking dodge ram/vette boat.

Braineack 10-08-2009 09:52 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 465158)
I hope they take a big wave with the doors open and sink.

I loled when she opened the door.

buffon01 10-08-2009 10:01 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 465193)
I'd rather attract the more tasteful gold diggers with my ZR1 and my cigarette boat than the loud and obnoxious hoes climbing on his shitty looking dodge ram/vette boat.

They're just for pussy!!

the_man 10-08-2009 11:46 AM


Originally Posted by buffon01
They're just for pussy!!

1. Your obsessive need to showcase your alleged desire to consort with the opposite sex is revealing your repressed homosexuality.

2. The boat-car hybrid amphibious thing at hand would clearly be entirely worthless for such aforementioned consorting with the opposite sex due to the cramped quarters inside and hideous exterior.

3. If you weren't a virgin ------, you would understand #2, making #1 irrelevant.

buffon01 10-08-2009 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by the_man (Post 465261)
1. Your obsessive need to showcase your alleged desire to consort with the opposite sex is revealing your repressed homosexuality.

2. The boat-car hybrid amphibious thing at hand would clearly be entirely worthless for such aforementioned consorting with the opposite sex due to the cramped quarters inside and hideous exterior.

3. If you weren't a virgin ------, you would understand #2, making #1 irrelevant.


Thank you Dr. Philation


Go suck a dick :fawk:

the_man 10-08-2009 03:03 PM

The proper word for which you are searching is "fellatio" or, in your case of creative spelling, "phillatio." As used in a sentence: "Your mom performed admirable fellatio upon me last night."



Try again.

cueball1 10-08-2009 03:19 PM

Combines the best of several worlds. Fast cars, boats and hoes.




And a guy who names himself "the man" doesn't have issues?!?

buffon01 10-08-2009 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by the_man (Post 465371)
The proper word for which you are searching is "fellatio" or, in your case of creative spelling, "phillatio." As used in a sentence: "Your mom performed admirable fellatio upon me last night."



Try again.

Let's not assume that all mothers are whores, like yours. :fawk:

the_man 10-08-2009 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by cueball1

And a guy who names himself "the man" doesn't have issues?!?

I'm the fucking man, and everybody should know it.










Back on the actual subject of the thread, I think amphibious vehicles are a great idea, but not if they try to be fast, as they're bound to be lower performers on land and at sea than purpose-built vehicles. However, as a party barge, an amphibious craft couldn't be beat. Wouldn't have to be fast on land or on water, just a more convenient way to get between your house, a place that sells cheap beer and the water, then between the water and the beer store when you run out of beer on the water. Then it gets you back to the house relatively easily. Don't have to worry about loading a boat onto a trailer and/or paying marina fees. Everybody wins. And, with a larger vessel, there'd be plenty room for consorting with the opposite sex, or with the same sex, as some would prefer.

cueball1 10-08-2009 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by the_man (Post 465392)
I'm the fucking man, and everybody should know it.




Ok. You are "the man"!

Well done.

ZX-Tex 10-08-2009 06:25 PM


Originally Posted by the_man (Post 465392)
Back on the actual subject of the thread, I think amphibious vehicles are a great idea, but not if they try to be fast, as they're bound to be lower performers on land and at sea than purpose-built vehicles. However, as a party barge, an amphibious craft couldn't be beat. Wouldn't have to be fast on land or on water, just a more convenient way to get between your house, a place that sells cheap beer and the water, then between the water and the beer store when you run out of beer on the water. Then it gets you back to the house relatively easily. Don't have to worry about loading a boat onto a trailer and/or paying marina fees. Everybody wins. And, with a larger vessel, there'd be plenty room for consorting with the opposite sex, or with the same sex, as some would prefer.

Now you are talking. Something like a pontoon boat (a.k.a. deck boat) on wheels would be full of win. No need to pull skiers, just drink more beer instead. I'll be one could be red-neck-fabricated for not much money either.

the_man 10-09-2009 07:55 AM


Originally Posted by ZX-Tex (Post 465467)
Now you are talking. Something like a pontoon boat (a.k.a. deck boat) on wheels would be full of win. No need to pull skiers, just drink more beer instead. I'll be one could be red-neck-fabricated for not much money either.

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ZX-Tex 10-09-2009 02:50 PM

^^^ There you go, perfect... except for the price tag...

buffon01 10-09-2009 03:46 PM

Ill hate to piss off the guy driving that O_o Damn!!


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