get the sand out of your vagina i said jk

 

Photoshop much?

 

haha, love it.

 

she should sue for the shitty job someone did photoshopping her inner thighs

 

uhh no? that's vida guerra... she's ******* gorgeous!!

 

She looks like a CG rendering. That isn't a compliment.

 

my latest victim on vacation with me. Lucky for me, she's a sexual deviant. There was a guy peeking through the window in the next building there, so we had to show him a little something...lol.

 

so you showed him shitty picture taking skills ?


:gay:

 

I am an artist that specializes in oil paintings. I have been unable to sell most of my paintings and I am now running out of room to store all of my canvas's. The paintings I have to offer are on 24x36 canvas's and are all very unique and provocative, pushing the limits of what is accepted in society. I am giving away 6 very different and unique works in hopes that others will see my work outside of my apartment. The works I have to offer are as follows:

Oil Painting of a nude retarded child being pecked in the head by an ostrich

Oil Painting of a nun with a strap-on, skull ******* a jack-o-lantern

Oil Painting of President Bush getting *** fucked by a Donkey

Oil Painting of a Taco with human features with a huge erection, getting a blow job from a group of illegal immigrants

Oil painting of a midget getting hit in the face with a pie, standing in a sewer.

Oil Painting of a Chinese man with a duck in his ***, smoking an opium pipe.

All of my paintings have very deep meanings to me and are all special. If you are interested please call and let me know specifically which painting you are interested in. I will only call back if I still have the one you want. This is of course, first come first serve.

 

I'll take two:

Oil Painting of a nun with a strap-on, skull ******* a jack-o-lantern

and

Oil Painting of a Taco with human features with a huge erection, getting a blow job from a group of illegal immigrants.


I'll pm my address.

 

OUCH! in comes the comeback by the infamous admin!

there's more pictures if u guys want.... man what i would do to mother effin spank that ***

 

Ibtl

 

Well then do what needs to be done and stop wacking off in the corner like MrMiatagay does over on M.Net... That ****** must be seriously frustrated.

Mark