Vandalism is up there on the top of my list with thievery, but for some reason that makes me laugh. If my car was fast I would almost want to clear coat over it Sucks for you though, someone needs their *** beat. Even if it is a little funny lol

 

Thats messed up.

 

at least they did it with a sharpie and not a nail or something.

 

I was pretty pissed, but it came right off so I got over it.

It is kinda funny because you can tell that whoever wrote it is a complete idiot with very poor grammar. I assume it could be translated to say "You drive a Queer Car, ***."

 

My thoughts exactly lol
They're too stupid to even vandalize properly: typical for a vandal

 

I was sitting at a traffic light w/ my top down when 2 guys on harleys pulled up behind me and started talking loudly about "the *** in the miata". I turned around and looked at the guy and he goes, "What, you want to start something? You picked the wrong guy to **** with..." as if I'd done something to him. I was furrious and ready to get out of the car but the light turned green and I just drove away. Really made me want a concealed carry permit, but it's probably better I didn't have a gun with me because I'm fairly certain I would have killed both those guys.

 

Sounds like you have a temper like mine I would be a perfect fit to have been a cowboy out west. Kill a man for lookin' at me wrong. I wouldn't do the duel thing though, thats retarded. I just kill a man on the spot! LOL I joke I joke. I do have a really bad temper though that gets the better of me. If people knew how short my temper was they would probably not **** with me. Fortunately I'm not 5' 11'' and 140lbs like I was in high school, people don't mess with me much anymore.

 

that's j-ville for ya......

 

You know that is all bs right? There were never any "duels". That's something that was made up in the movies.

 

Probably so, which is why I said its retarded. Why would I give a **** enough to give the other guy a chance. If I want to take your life, I'm not going to even the odds, I'm gonna shoot you. I'm not to proud to shoot you in the back if you pissed me off. I live, you die, I go to the saloon and have a beer and kick back.

However, Andrew Jackson did duel and nearly died from it. He learned and both guys faked the next one to please the public eye.

Another western tidbit, I am apparently pretty closely/directly related to Jesse James, and my name happens to be Jesse. Maybe I have his temper as well. Gun slinger and killer!

On that note, what is the deal with violent hot tempered Jesse's? Me, Jesse James, Jesse Ventura wanting to kill Arnold in Running Man, Jesse Jackson always bitching and looking like he is about to snap, Jesse Owens running fast, I would imagine in anger...?

I'm high...

 

Never had anything happen to me while driving the Miata for two years. Even before it was dropped and modified it deserved some badmouthing since it was 'gay' but seems that people just don't give a **** here.

 

I had only a couple things happen over the years, both times I let my temper get to me. First time I got out in the middle of the road screaming for the ******* kids to get out of the car (I would have slaughtered them), second time I pulled a u-turn and chased the kids down and made them pull over so I could rip them out of the ******* car.

When I lose it....thats it. My eyes get blurry and I have a hard time controlling the rage. But.....that was years ago, I've learned alot since then and now I box on a regular basis to help with the aggression.

I've really never had any negative comments made to me about my car, just had those 2 incidents when stupid kids tried to showoff for their friends and almost paid the piper for it.

 

Many years ago, some dumb kids threw eggs at a bunch of cars while we were hanging out on a Sat. night. One hit my drivers side door..and I had just had the car painted with about 7 coats of paint/clear/pearl for a beautiful pearl white finish. Anway, I took off in the direction the eggs came from and saw a suspicous Contour SVT coming out of the area. I slowed and took a good look at him and he decided to turn around and chase me down. So I'm booking on this little two lane road and this idiot starts riding my *** so I brake -check him at full braking power. I was actually hoping he would hit me..I was pissed.

Needless to say, said idiot slid off the road trying to avoid me, ramps his car off a driveway, starts doing a barrel roll but slams down nose first. Car was TOTALED. It was visable twisted and bent in a nice arch from nose to tail.

Did I stop? Nope.. I left him there. I know some people who went up to the accident scene to check on the 'tards driving and found they were OK...but scared sh!tless. And they found egg cartons in the car...hmmm.

 

I've had a lot of **** done to my car in...
Oklahoma:
"queer" spraypainted on both sides (drove it like that at the track the next day) about 3 months after fresh paint
4- R-comps stabbed the night before a track event 2 months later
4 cigar holes burned into the top
"**** you jesse" keyed into the hood (not my name, lol)

Dallas:
each body panel kicked in on passenger side
every body panel keyed
scalding hot coffee thrown on me in the car (fist-fight in the highway, lol)
spit on several times at a stoplight

Austin:
nothing, the people are educated and civilized there

 

Absolutely nothing ever. I guess I'm just lucky.

 

I haven't had a single problem in Houston or College Station. One guy pulled up to me at a light in a Mustang GT with a loud *** exhaust and rolled down his window looking at me. I thought he was going to say something like "nice *** car", but no he said "man those look like a blast to drive". Then he went on his way.

 

Right after I swapped to the 6-speed (and the car jumped to somewhere around 300whp according to the iphone...which was accurate before that) a fagmo in a blown Cobra told me "wanna suck some dick? You look like you're pretty good at it." I then shat upon with great magnitude...and "dropped" 2 glass bottles on the road for him. I hope he's dead. People act like idiots in Dallas.

Its really remarkable how often I get the bird in traffic in my green miata. However, the excessive power and torque really make it entertaining. The Viper club is pretty stupid too at the track.

 

Back in HS I had two cars damaged and disrespected.

First was my 97 eclipse. They keyed every body panel but one and wrote **** like, little dick, ***, queer. 2k worth of damage. Best part was, is that I wasn't dating anyone and hadn't for quite some time, so still have no idea why or who.

second was my 95 Talon, Someone throw a cinder block at my PAX rear quarter panel. It was also the second to last day of school. Great way to end high school

 

haha
that actaully happened in the parking lot of my old high school during my senior year there...
i probably fucked the vandals gilfriend, chicks loved the miata in high school, they always wnated me to teach them to drive stick

 

I haven't had too many problems. Only the occasional "***" yelled from a pedestrian. I did have a dude tell me once that "His dick was bigger than my car." I was a little confused.