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Old 07-12-2011, 12:07 PM   #1
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Default Awww yea.. I aint leaving my seat Jehova.

cell phone pic does suck. new security system just paid for itself.

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Old 07-12-2011, 12:11 PM   #2
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Do his pants have a special compartment...
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Old 07-12-2011, 12:16 PM   #3
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No, he's just got a huge ****.
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Old 07-12-2011, 12:21 PM   #4
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It's the pleats! He needs to take those back... to the... pants store.
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Old 07-12-2011, 12:21 PM   #5
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haha, nice, didnt notice that. maybe i just saved myself from TEH RAPE.
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Looks like Dobby the house elf.

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Old 07-12-2011, 02:08 PM   #7
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female jehova witness has nice rack? indicator seems to point to this.
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Old 07-12-2011, 02:13 PM   #8
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I never answer my door. nothing good has ever come from it.
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Old 07-12-2011, 02:14 PM   #9
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I never answer my door. nothing good has ever come from it.
You just let everyone in your back door?
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Old 07-12-2011, 02:15 PM   #10
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>hear knock at door
>look at camera screen
>see Jehova's witnesses
>don't answer door


Security system has paid for itself.

Nice job noticing the black guys ***** before anything else guys

hahahaha epic security system win. Makes me want to get one
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Old 07-12-2011, 02:32 PM   #11
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At least its not the Census police. ****. They were coming every other day.

Oh, and creeper chick did try to sneak a look in the window to see if anyone was home. Bitch should have tried looking into the camera.
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>hear knock at door
>look at camera screen
>see Jehova's witnesses
>don't answer door

>mfw greentext on mt.net
I never answer my door. To anyone. Unless someone already told me they were on their way.
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Old 07-12-2011, 02:34 PM   #13
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I'd sling open the door naked, with a hard on and yell "Let me witness them *******, bitch!"
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dangit I told you not to try to hold my hand now look what you did.
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That kinda reminds me:

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Old 07-12-2011, 03:58 PM   #16
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Rick that phone call you made to me last month cost me like $36.
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WTF is going on with that dude's ****?
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WTF is going on with that dude's ****?
You jelly?
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You jelly?
Hell yeah I'm jelly, that guy is packin some heat!
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Local group used to bug me all the time. They'd send the kids to the door, and wait in the street. One year, I told them I was a satan worshiper, and I would like to sacrifice them to him.

They haven't been back since.
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