cell phone pic does suck. new security system just paid for itself.

LOL

 

Do his pants have a special compartment...

 

No, he's just got a huge ****.

 

It's the pleats! He needs to take those back... to the... pants store.

 

haha, nice, didnt notice that. maybe i just saved myself from TEH RAPE.

 

Looks like Dobby the house elf.

 

female jehova witness has nice rack? indicator seems to point to this.

 

I never answer my door. nothing good has ever come from it.

 

You just let everyone in your back door?

 

>hear knock at door
>look at camera screen
>see Jehova's witnesses
>don't answer door

Security system has paid for itself.

Nice job noticing the black guys ***** before anything else guys

hahahaha epic security system win. Makes me want to get one

 

At least its not the Census police. ****. They were coming every other day.

Oh, and creeper chick did try to sneak a look in the window to see if anyone was home. Bitch should have tried looking into the camera.

 

>mfw greentext on mt.net
I never answer my door. To anyone. Unless someone already told me they were on their way.

 

I'd sling open the door naked, with a hard on and yell "Let me witness them *******, bitch!"

 

dangit I told you not to try to hold my hand now look what you did.

 

That kinda reminds me:

 

Rick that phone call you made to me last month cost me like $36.

 

WTF is going on with that dude's ****?

 

You jelly?

 

Hell yeah I'm jelly, that guy is packin some heat!

 

Local group used to bug me all the time. They'd send the kids to the door, and wait in the street. One year, I told them I was a satan worshiper, and I would like to sacrifice them to him.

They haven't been back since.