No you're not. You're smart enough to not want to be blind.

 

I heard with age comes wisdom, so only further drives it in.


I chuckled at this--as it was a pun--because I bought a nailgun.

 

3:15, Happy birfday you old *****.

 

I'll post any hospital shots.

 

sweet. you can remove the compressor from my shed to build me a new shed with your new nailgun!

 

well, it's a 18g brad nailer, I dont really see that going over too well.

 

wow i'm older than you. just turned 31

 

HOWZABOUT THIS:

I need some shoe molding nailed in around the hardwood floor upstairs.

 

You know you're old when you receive this and it's the best birthday present you've ever received:

 

It is ******* amazing though.

 

It really is.

 

You think that's better than the AARP membership I signed you up for?

That's just mean bro

 

AARP supports obamacare. There's no chance in hell I'd sign up with them.

I not quite sure I understand the support since it will make the insurance rates for their customer base more expensive and ultimately shorten their life expectancy. Not a good business decision.

 

Happy b-day dude

 

Fine, I'll sign you up for "My little Brony"

 

Shoot me a PM and I will get you all of Braineacks info so you can put him on the physical mailing list for "My Little Brony". I am sure he will love to get weekly magazines from them at his house.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY BFF!!!!!

 

thanks, thanks for that...

once is enough:

 

funny, I saw that goofy hose at home deep yesterday and was like "wut"

anyway, lars, now you will have to check BOTH our IDs when we go out drinking.

 

More party supplies:

 

Now you just need to actually use it