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Old 09-28-2011, 12:45 PM   #1
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Default Bro In Law help me paint *derp* *coo story bro*

I tells him we must paint dining room, he agrees to help me out, big job and painting is kinda ghey.

I remove door.

I fix holes in wall. Putty, sand, do again, prime.

Home depot trip. Spend cash with Uncle Visa.

I prime everything, walls ceiling and trim, more than once. Previous owners were smokers. Should have washed walls and primed with some sort of stain coverup crap. *lesson learned* Nicotine was bleeding through primer like woah.

I paint ceiling and crown molding after it was primed 2x.

*by now, no bro in law around over course of week. I start complain to wife. Wife say wut you expect doh?

Begin painting final color.

bro in law shows up, paints 4 pieces of trim. cleans up says he helped. leaves. 45 minutes of his life invested.

i finish painting.

repaint trim he did as it was 1 coat and meh effort.

touch up spots today.

Complete.

Any of you enjoy home renos and have a hot sister i can marry?
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I tells him we must paint dining room, he agrees to help me out, big job and painting is kinda ghey.

I remove door.

I fix holes in wall. Putty, sand, do again, prime.

Home depot trip. Spend cash with Uncle Visa.

I prime everything, walls ceiling and trim, more than once. Previous owners were smokers. Should have washed walls and primed with some sort of stain coverup crap. *lesson learned* Nicotine was bleeding through primer like woah.

I paint ceiling and crown molding after it was primed 2x.

*by now, no bro in law around over course of week. I start complain to wife. Wife say wut you expect doh?

Begin painting final color.

bro in law shows up, paints 4 pieces of trim. cleans up says he helped. leaves. 45 minutes of his life invested.

i finish painting.

repaint trim he did as it was 1 coat and meh effort.

touch up spots today.

Complete.

Any of you enjoy home renos and have a hot sister i can marry?
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Old 09-28-2011, 12:49 PM   #3
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Old 09-28-2011, 12:55 PM   #4
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He no help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so i complain on forum cause complain in real life wife no want to hear
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If doing any kind of work involved sitting in front of a computer playing some kind of world of Warcraft looking game, my brother in law would be down to help. Since the real world requires real effort to get things accomplished, he is pretty much useless.
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Old 09-28-2011, 01:04 PM   #7
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He wont even update SC2 these days. WTF!
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ismnt this how things usually go when ppl
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Old 09-28-2011, 01:22 PM   #10
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he should have used legal speak i would have understood like

i will help you 'tomorrow"


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have you put any thought into beating his *** for being a punk?
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have you put any thought into beating his *** for being a punk?
I'm married to his sister, there isn't much more I can do to him that will hurt him like that did. LOL
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I'm married to his sister, there isn't much more I can do to him that will hurt him like that did. LOL
you can make him drink your pee
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if he had a headache, he'd be doing him a favor.
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pee solves headaches..

omg, have the worst one right now..
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have you put any thought into beating his *** for being a punk?
Have you put any thought into beating off on his ***?
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Some people are more helping when they are not around. Others are the kind you should avoid "helping". I agreed to help a buddy lift the mast of his sail boat. When I showed up, the conversation went like this:
Me: - So, where is the crane?
Dumbass: - What crane?
Me: - The crane we need to lift the mast up and out of your boat.
Dumbass: - I don't have a crane.
Me: - Of course you don't, but your boat club must have one.
Dumbass: - I'm not a member of a boat club.
Me: - Wait a minut... have you ever done this before?
Dumbass: - Nope! Kind of hoped you had.
Me: - I have. You are on your own. Best of luck.
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Speaking of which I went to an all gay man bar with my girl last night. It was her request. Anyways, I must say, it was surreal. I've never been around such a large group of males with so little aggro energy in the room.
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Speaking of which I went to an all gay man bar with my girl last night. It was her request. Anyways, I must say, it was surreal. I've never been around such a large group of males with so little aggro energy in the room.
.......until one of them called the other manly. then all **** went out the window.
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It's getting harder and harder to find people who actually want to help do this kind of stuff. As they say, if you want something done... Gotta do it yourself.
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