I like how he said:
"You should be up making breakfast anyway."
Instead of:
"You should be at your job, working anyway."

Then drove recklessly, including laying drags, crossing the center line, speeding, and running a stop sign. On camera.

 

dont forget being pimp as ****.

 

so are you saying that's like offsetting penalties? :gay:

 

it's in the freakin handbook, comeon!

Yo officer it's how i roll, NGGA.

 

that ****'s gonna give me a seizure. can we use my slowed down version?

 

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Some other useful ones

 

maybe I'll remove some unused and add some of these. Later... too tired.