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Old 02-14-2011, 12:54 PM   #1
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Default Canada Post detained me due to US bound lanyards

yes, it is true!
Lanyards

So, today i goto shitty canada post because an australian member bought a lanny. Of course, I put 8000 stamps on his envelope and still dont have enough to send it to that country.

Goto Canada post. "Sending to AU sir???" I am like yea, just need another 2 stamps. .... She asks me contents? I am like decal and lanyard and all of a sudden **** gets really fuzzy. All my American mail to you guys is being scrutinized for WMDs. I have to fill out a form PER letter declaring what it is I am sending to fellow terrorists.

I was like YO, LADY WHO DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH WELL. I SEND LIKE TONS OF THIS CRAP AND NO RETURNS! (this is the same woman who refused to let me use a pen to fill out a form last time and told me to buy a pack of pens...)

She calls me a liar. Would have been WAY more awesome if she said "cool story bro". lol

So yea, that's my coo story bros.

Don't be surprised when delivered to you US residents that the FBI aren't far behind. Australia doesn't have to worry because that place is ran by the inmates (i heard).

And my eye is still awesome looking.

Lanyards are cool when you aint the guy shipping. LOL

Please post ***** to make me feel better.

NOTE: Was at CP for 30 mins for 6 envelopes and 1 helicopter I was shipping. lol
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Ah Gov't. We should let them run EVERYTHING!
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Old 02-14-2011, 12:57 PM   #3
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I think your pink eye prolly threw her off, aroused suspicions.
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:00 PM   #5
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You cant make stuff like this up.
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Sorry Ricky Rick, I'll be having me one of dem fine *** lanyards & sticky combos soon

This **** going way down south, ya heard?
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Hey Rick, I did get the second lanyard you sent, the first never showed. I guess the FBI is analyzing it...
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Let the Government run the Government. That will show them.
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tough break bro, be thankful you still got me
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