Obviously a Budweiser commercial from years back...
Wwwwaaaazzzzzzuuuuuuuppppppp

 

Left cat, "So then Krystal with a K comes over and tell's me that Crystal with a C just ordered the same 31 bag as me, and I was like are you freaking kidding me???"
Right cat's thoughts, "all I hear is blah blah blah, i don't care about your vaginal problems, just stfu and let me watch this game, WOMAN!!!"

 

"Meow"

 

Dat breath.

 

Left Cat (Excitedly):
"Dude, smell my breath... "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"...

You smell that!? That's ***** BREATH!!!"

Right Cat (Apathetically):
"Welcome to 1995...Fishbrain"

 

I STILL can't hear you.