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lol

 

That's pretty funny.

 

OMG My cat's are 100% plotting to kill me! I had no idea. Thank you. I owe you big time. Now I have to figure out how to foil the plot.

 

Get a Dog.

 

Tape on the back or tail seems to work.

 

Take the cat to a good Chinese place and they'll have it over rice in no time for you.

 

Tape is kitty Kryptonite. That and shrimp.

 

My favorite part is the "I'll ******* kill you" look my cat got when I would do that kind of thing to him.

 

A older lady at my wife's work knitted a sweater for one of our cats. Don't know why but she did. The cat's on top of one of the posts we have and wife's putting the sweater on the cat. I'm ready with the camera so she can show the lady. My wife buttons the sweater and lets go. The cat teeters over on one side and falls straight off the post, lands on it's side and doesn't move. Absolutely immobilized. Wish I had video going instead of a still camera in my hands.

 

You can get the same effect with something like a rubber band around their torso. They just kind of plop over and lay there flashing their tail around and look at you like they are going to claw your face off. I also like putting one on each foot. They walk like they are sneaking through a mine field.

 

Came home today and... Uh oh.