Ha I'm looking for another roommate right now, and I screen to make sure that the roommate is fine with alcohol, illegal drugs, tobacco, weapons, lock picking equipment, and fornication.

 

Deny the Dark Prince your soul AND YOU WILL SHOVEL THE **** OF THE **** OF SATAN'S FOLLOWERS FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!

 

This guys off his nut. Thats some seriously f'ed up **** there.

 

I don't get the reference

 

And they wonder why they can't find a tenant...

 

i emailed the guy and am going to take a look at it as i live in vancouver. i disagree with most of the rules but unless we sign a binding contract which states all of these terms its invastion of privacy to my knowledge. but the price is right!

 

Same here, I lost it at the 0530 reveille call. And the ID bracelets thing is downright creepy. Why not just rent out a cage? They're great for babies!

Portable baby cage - Patent 1448235

 

Probably BS. I just wasted 1 minute of my life though to reply, signed the Devil. Setting the temperature, locking it, then charging per degree? lol.

I didn't read much further than that in the ad, but **** me these people sound sick. Like those religious people that all killed themselves in that cult type sick.

Vash-

 

You shouldn't sign unless they agree to pay for the kool-aid.

 

why didnt they save the typing and just ask for a nun or priest?

 

because thats considered racist, you can't be biased toward one group or another

 

although they said that you're not allowed in if you participate in "alternative" lifestyles. read: gay. so there's the discrimination right there.

i'm in vancouver as well. i'd like to go check it out just to see how crazy they are.

 

These people are nuts. It really irritates me that lots of you guys are making fun of christians, because really this has nothing to do with the typical christian person. I dont really know who evangelical christians are and how extreme they are and all that mumbo jumbo, but I believe in God and really: some of the **** posted is just not necessary (ie: hustler).........Aside from that, HAWT DAMN: I would really love to meet these people just to see what someone that crazy looks like and how they talk/behave....I've seen some extreemists, but this is on a whole new level

 

it really does sound like an ad for prison!