Ever gotten a DUI....
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Ever gotten a DUI....
...while driving a cooler full of beer?
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good, he was a danger to himself and everyone else around him. I vote for the death penalty. Its a good thing the police weren't out catching people stealing cars, when there's real crime like this going down.
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I like how there's no mention of any harm done to society in general, or anyone's safety endangered. He violated a technicality, and now the police are going to do their best to ruin his life...and considering he was returning from the legion, he's probably a veteran who fought for the nation at some point. I suppose he fought for stupid technicalities which permit prosecution on trivial garbage.
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There's an apartment complex where my friends live that well...its like a huge ******* frat party for ages 25-35. Well, it splits Dallas and Denton Counties. Open containers are permitted in Denton County, but not Dallas. So you can walk with a beer from one of the pools to your loft 300' away, and the police literally hide in bushes and arrest people for public intoxication and open containers.
Obviously laws like this are both reasonable and necessary. I mean ****, what if I had walked back from my pool to my apartment with a Heineken? Holy ******* ****, society would implode, just like gay marriage!!!! I managed to talk myself out of tickets 2 weeks ago (Department of Homeland Security ID's help)...******* miracle.
Obviously laws like this are both reasonable and necessary. I mean ****, what if I had walked back from my pool to my apartment with a Heineken? Holy ******* ****, society would implode, just like gay marriage!!!! I managed to talk myself out of tickets 2 weeks ago (Department of Homeland Security ID's help)...******* miracle.
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I understand that police departments have to make money and all, but its one thing to make money and another to ruin people's lives. I mean ****, they're writing tickets to people for intoxication on a god damn cooler, and now they're going to ruin the rest of his life on a technicality. The cop who wrote this **** up is a waste of life.
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I frequently drink when I skate. Gives you more confidence to do crazier ****, most of the time.
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just had a thought...
what do drunk quadriplegics do? I mean, lets say they are steering their wheel-chair Christopher Reeve style, intoxicated. That's a motorized vehicle, does he get a ticket?
what do drunk quadriplegics do? I mean, lets say they are steering their wheel-chair Christopher Reeve style, intoxicated. That's a motorized vehicle, does he get a ticket?