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Old 11-04-2011, 12:26 AM   #21
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I am sad hes bad. I dont necessarily like the guy, but I don't want anyone to get banned from here because...well let me give you an example of why I like this site.

(New guy asking about which turbo to run)
Noob: Hey Guys I have this turbo (insert shitty specs here) laying in my garage off of a cummins, would it be good to run or should I go ahead and buy a T25, I just dont want to send any money.
Random MT.net Member: The best way for me to explain the difference in performance between the two turbos is by giving you another scenario. Imagine running the T25 is like rubbing your manhood between two perfect breasts, now by comparison the other turbo is the equivalent of rubbing your manhood against a cheese grater while a cat scratches it.

Thats why I love this place, you get your info, you laugh your *** off (cause yall are ********), and lolcats are everywhere.

I third the motion to post the question why he was banned.
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Old 11-04-2011, 03:42 AM   #22
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Yeah I figured. I'm assuming Lars edited the post because there used to be actual pictures of dicks?
Negative. I don't know the circumstance entirely between the two of them (not Lars), but just from face value I think he crossed the line a little.
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Old 11-04-2011, 04:32 AM   #23
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i don't look at **** anymore so i am not going to search for dicks.

anyways, if pushy stays banned for more than two weeks i will donate $20 to mt.net

if he is unbanned but name permachanged to pushy, i will donate $20 to mt.net and $50 to the RNC
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Old 11-04-2011, 05:38 AM   #24
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Im not sad, anyone can own stupid noobs, pusha was only good for being a douche cake.

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Old 11-04-2011, 08:33 AM   #25
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find me one good post by pusha
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:30 AM   #26
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if he is unbanned but name permachanged to *****, i will donate $20 to mt.net and $50 to the RNC
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find me one good post by pusha
Yeah, I'm stumped on that one.
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:04 PM   #27
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Jake knew a lot about guns...I think.
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:12 PM   #28
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find me one good post by pusha
What about the one where he brags about how he actually carrys like 3 handguns at the same time and a 9mm AR?
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what about the one where he calls me a ******* retard after pretty much every thread I ever posted in?
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what about the multiple posts where he pretty much claims to have the biggest ***** in the world because he drives a Z06 vette?

Here's a riddle for everyone. What does a good post by Pusha and the title for his Z06 have in common?
He doesn't have ownership to either one.
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:20 PM   #29
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Jake knew a lot about guns...I think.
Meh, nothing you couldn't find with a google search, and at least the google search wouldn't have a Colt/SIG superiority complex.
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:26 PM   #30
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I think he got banned for not using proper capitalization in his thread title here...
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Old 11-04-2011, 01:59 PM   #31
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I wish I could remember the store I found this one in. My wife told me that it was in the local news and pulled from the shelves shortly after we saw it.

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Old 11-04-2011, 02:44 PM   #32
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find me one good post by pusha
Yet another gun thread is pretty good. If your measure members by how many good posts they make, you might as well start banning a few more members too.
He had a build thread as well.
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Old 11-04-2011, 02:49 PM   #33
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I think its funny how everyone is trying to figure out what got him banned. exciting.
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Old 11-04-2011, 02:52 PM   #34
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Is he really banned? Now who's going to disagree with me on every single thing I post?



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Old 11-04-2011, 03:08 PM   #35
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He get's permanently banned once a month. Everything will be okay.
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Old 11-04-2011, 09:03 PM   #36
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He told me the exact circumstances of his ban.. I laughed pretty hard at first because I thought he posted a picture of ME in here.. Turns out it was another person who has the same name as I, so guess that person didn't find it very funny? Sorry?


He really isn't as bad as people seem to make him out..
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He told me the exact circumstances of his ban.. I laughed pretty hard at first because I thought he posted a picture of ME in here.. Turns out it was another person who has the same name as I, so guess that person didn't find it very funny? Sorry?


He really isn't as bad as people seem to make him out..
So it was a ban because of a mistake?
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Old 11-04-2011, 09:58 PM   #38
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Bring pusha back but give him only 3 post a day.
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Old 11-04-2011, 10:12 PM   #39
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So it was a ban because of a mistake?
umm, not likely Pusha made a mistake. He knows what he did. lol
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so is anyone going to say whos picture he posted?
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