View Poll Results: Do you pee outside?
Yes
39
68.42%
No
4
7.02%
Sometimes
12
21.05%
Only if I can wip it out in front of Hustler
12
21.05%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 57. You may not vote on this poll
Do you pee outside?
#1
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Location: Pittsburgh PA
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Do you pee outside?
As the title states, do you ever **** outside? I find myself needing to **** outside regularly, and just walk to one side of my house, or behind the storage shack at work, and do the deed.
So, how many of you are public urinators?
So, how many of you are public urinators?
#4
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Depends. Middle of the day, and neighbors are outside doing lawn work? Not likely. Getting dark, and I'm cleaning up after working on the car? Sure.
Besides, it messes with the cats. The next day they're all over spraying the fence line as protection against the "intruder".
Besides, it messes with the cats. The next day they're all over spraying the fence line as protection against the "intruder".
#5
Most of the time I have to **** outside at work. Builders or homeowners usually don't get a port-o-john until the carpenters show up. Thus leaving us no choice.
I always try to be discrete, but most times I just open the door on the truck and **** downwards next to it. Its when I have to ---- and I'm working on an addition that kills me. Many of times I've had to ---- out in the woods and use leaves, hoping nobody can see me but not really giving a ---- at the same time.
At home I **** outside pretty often, thinking it helps keep the chipmunks away.
Drunk one night I had a cop pull up behind me while I was pissing on the side of the beer store. He was slightly irritated, but let me go with a warning almost laughing it off.
I guess I **** outside a lot. What made you start this thread anyways? lol
I always try to be discrete, but most times I just open the door on the truck and **** downwards next to it. Its when I have to ---- and I'm working on an addition that kills me. Many of times I've had to ---- out in the woods and use leaves, hoping nobody can see me but not really giving a ---- at the same time.
At home I **** outside pretty often, thinking it helps keep the chipmunks away.
Drunk one night I had a cop pull up behind me while I was pissing on the side of the beer store. He was slightly irritated, but let me go with a warning almost laughing it off.
I guess I **** outside a lot. What made you start this thread anyways? lol
#10
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On average, I **** outside more than I **** inside. Especially at work. At night I'll go up on the roof and **** on it if I'm afraid someone might catch me on ground level. At home I **** off my deck no matter the time of the day.
#12
To think, somewhere there is a middle aged black man who has no idea some guy in Ohio is telling a story about him pissing in DC on a Miata forum thread dedicated to outdoor urination.