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Old 03-09-2011, 06:13 PM   #41
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Is there ever truly a before?
I just wanted to clarify.
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Aside from the very first cat ****, I assume there are only two states for a dog in relation to cat ****. Currently eating cat ****, and after.
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Are you forgeting about the hamburger?

Personally, I would think the better scenario would be for the dog to lick the hamburger, you eat the burger, then the dog eats the cat ****. What is not so ideal would be for the dog to eat the cat ****, followed by it licking the burger, followed by you eating the burger.

So you see how one situation is considerably favorable.
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Are you forgeting about the hamburger?

Personally, I would think the better scenario would be for the dog to lick the hamburger, you eat the burger, then the dog eats the cat ****. What is not so ideal would be for the dog to eat the cat ****, followed by it licking the burger, followed by you eating the burger.

So you see how one situation is considerably favorable.



Not forgetting about the dhambuargher at all.

In my model, eating the original cat ***** is a forgone conclusion as that was likely done years before, and you wouldn't be calling it a dog, you'd be calling it a puppy. Which leaves us with after eating cat ****. The only other possible scenario is that the dog is eating cat **** while licking your burger.



*Their own **** in the absence or in addition of cat ****.
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Are you forgeting about the hamburger?

Personally, I would think the better scenario would be for the dog to lick the hamburger, you eat the burger, then the dog eats the cat ****. What is not so ideal would be for the dog to eat the cat ****, followed by it licking the burger, followed by you eating the burger.

So you see how one situation is considerably favorable.
Just make the dog gargle some beer, and it's all good.

I heard somewhere that beer contains alcohol.

So, you see, it's all scientific-like...

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Alcohol is yeast pee.
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I like how germphobia has made bathroom doors the cleanest surface on the planet. I love openeing them with my untoweled hands knowing they have been wiped clean by countless clean freaks.
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Old 03-09-2011, 11:43 PM   #50
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Germphobia / Germaphobe…ugh.


Do you know the REAL name for it, the official name?

Spermophobe

I kid you not.

Another variation is Spermatophobia…

So...which "sperm" is your preference?

LOL.
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ummmmm... I know where my junk as been. I don't really care if you have to get a second hand touch from it. :
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Another "gross" habit that is actually good for you is to eat your boogers. I'm not kidding. It's a natural habit that is only broken because it's not socially acceptable.
This doesn't make any sense. Doesn't the mucus constantly go down your throat anyway? Eating a booger because it is good for you would be like spitting into your hand and then slurping it up because it is good for you. You're already drinking 12 gallons of spit a day so it should have no affect at all.
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In public bathrooms:
Wash your hands, leave the sink running while drying up with paper, and use the paper on the sink handle and to open the door, and then toss it wherever the **** you want after exiting.
Or just into the bathroom floor before the door closes.

Clean hands, no exposure to other peoples dicks.
And then, once you open the next door, you KNOW all the ******* who didn't wash their hands, just touched the same handle.

So why bother..

My dick is cleaner then everything outside of my pants anyway.
Just imagine the amount of germs and crap living on your keyboard and mouse right now..
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Read this *******:

http://www.worsleyschool.net/science...ant/facts.html

In case you didn't notice, your *** is in your pants, which also houses your little itty bitty pee pee. When you touch said libpp, you might as well be touching your *** because of fecal matter, farting etc. Wash your hands you sick *******.
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I don't fart and my *** is always clean. Argument is invalid.


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This doesn't make any sense. Doesn't the mucus constantly go down your throat anyway? Eating a booger because it is good for you would be like spitting into your hand and then slurping it up because it is good for you. You're already drinking 12 gallons of spit a day so it should have no affect at all.
So you're a mouth breather? Eeewwww. Saliva and mucus are two different things and saliva isn't really a "germ catcher" like mucus is.
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Judging from Pusher's posts, I'd be surprised if he doesn't have to wear a custom hazmat suit to whip it out.
Oh please, 19 year old girls don't have STDs.
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Some of you might be surprised the amount of fecal matter that turns aerosol when you flush the toilet.
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Some of you might be surprised the amount of fecal matter that turns aerosol when you flush the toilet.
yep, this is why I hide my toothbrush.
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Some of you might be surprised the amount of fecal matter that turns aerosol when you flush the toilet.
Its on your toothbrush. Thats a fact!
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