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Old 03-09-2011, 10:18 AM   #1
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Default Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?

There are sooooo many people that don't and it's ******* disgusting. I hate shaking someone's hand because I feel like I get dick or **** hands after. No wonder everyone is always sick all of the time.

What's just as bad are the people that go through the motions - get their hands a little wet and then use a paper towel. Uh, hello? that doesn't do ****. Use some ******* soap!
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My dick isn't dirty. Pee is sterile anyways.

I only wash when I fear I might get a staph infection.
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At work I wash 100% of the time. Soap and water, lather, dry throughly. I hate having my hands remain wet, so I take my time drying.

At home unless I **** or **** myself, or feel like my hands are dirty,sweaty,etc. Then I dont really wash them.

If Im out at social type locations (restaurants, Miata club meetings, etc) then I use the the same washing technique that I use at work.

Edit: Also if Im cooking or after touching raw meat, then I wash. The obvious stuff.
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I wash my hands before I touch my dick
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At work I wash 100% of the time. Soap and water, lather, dry throughly. I hate having my hands remain wet, so I take my time drying.

At home unless I **** or **** myself, or feel like my hands are dirty,sweaty,etc. Then I dont really wash them.

If Im out at social type locations (restaurants, Miata club meetings, etc) then I use the the same washing technique that I use at work.

Edit: Also if Im cooking or after touching raw meat, then I wash. The obvious stuff.
This 100%.
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My mom just taught me not to **** on my hands.
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Most of the time I just wipe them on my pants.

There were times that I would be in the middle of nowhere, dropped off without a truck to leave, stripping a wall for 8-10 hours. Megahuge ***** would start pushing their way out and I would need to run for cover. Leaves was all I had to use. **** the soap! lol

When I'm near a sink and have the ability to wash them, I do. If I'm down at the shop covered in grease then its like leatherfuck said, I wash em BEFORE I touch my joint.
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Honestly, I just don't wash my hands cause I need moisturizing lotion once dry and don't tend to keep it handy.
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Only when I get poo on my finger
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Yes, of course I always lick myself clean.
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There are sooooo many people that don't and it's ******* disgusting. I hate shaking someone's hand because I feel like I get dick or **** hands after. No wonder everyone is always sick all of the time.

What's just as bad are the people that go through the motions - get their hands a little wet and then use a paper towel. Uh, hello? that doesn't do ****. Use some ******* soap!
You get more bacteria on your hand doing just about EVERYTHING in the bathroom other than touching your little pee-pee. Grabbing the water handle to turn the water on/off, pushing/pulling the bathroom door open, yanking the flush handle, paper towell dispenser, etc... Unless you haven't showered in 3 weeks and are ******* diseased hookers a few times a day, the shaft of your dick isn't all that unclean.

I touch nothing when I go into a public bathroom, and I mean nothing, except my dick.

If you're really worried about this ****, carry some little alcohol wipes or a bottle of Purell, you sound like a bitch. They even make them in pink for very sensitive manly-types.

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I gotta make sure that **** is fragrance free or it bothers my eyes.
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This thread is soooo gaaayyyy

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I had to double check to see if I was still on CR.
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I take the george carlin approach.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnmMNdiCz_s&sns=em
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Keeping too clean isn't good for you either. You body needs to be exposed to some bacteria/virus' in order to produce antibodies. Not sayign to never wash up, but constant washing isn't the answer either. Same goes with taking medicine for everything. Another "gross" habit that is actually good for you is to eat your boogers. I'm not kidding. It's a natural habit that is only broken because it's not socially acceptable. With that said, I grab a paper tower (motion activated dispenser) and use it to open the door when I leave. I'm more ept to wash my hands before smoking or after to reduce odor and I don't eat my boogers.
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At work or clinicals- before and after. The key to touching nothing in the bathroom after washing your hands is proper preparation of towels before hand.

At home, the bathrooms are cleaned weekly, so only one hand washing is necessary.

70% of men do not wash their hands after using the restroom.
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Only if someone is watching.

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I just went #2, and now I'm eating NERDs one by one.
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I just went #2, and now I'm eating NERDs one by one.
Cannibalism???
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