Drunk 4-Year-Old Dressed in Drag Steals Christmas Presents

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Dec 17, 2009 | 06:28 PM

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Drunk 4-Year-Old Dressed in Drag Steals Christmas Presents

OMG, you cannot make this stuff up:

Drunk Four Year Old Steals Christmas Presents | year, old, christmas - Local News - WTVC NewsChannel 9: Chattanooga News, Weather, Radar, Sports, Lottery

Dec 17, 2009 | 06:34 PM

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Talk about starting early. Jeez.

Dec 17, 2009 | 06:36 PM

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holy crap! He out does more college frat wannabes at the age of 4!

Dec 17, 2009 | 06:56 PM

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Well when this kid gets older this story will be win to tell people.

Dec 17, 2009 | 07:58 PM

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CHATTANOOGA, Tenn.

Explains a lot.

Dec 17, 2009 | 08:01 PM

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"I don't know how he got the beer open"

He didn't - you left it out and don't want to fess up.

Also LOL at "he wants to go to jail where his daddy is"

Dec 17, 2009 | 08:23 PM

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Future hustler.

Dec 18, 2009 | 01:34 AM

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The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report says Hayden rang the doorbell a few houses down and the neighbor answered, finding the child holding a partially consumeed 12-ounce beer.

But it doesn't stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor's house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One was a girl's brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him.

So he rang a neighbor's door bell...they answered and saw him with beer in hand and THEN he got into ANOTHER neighbor's unlocked front door and opened stuff under the tree? ...WTF is wrong with neighbor #1?

Dec 18, 2009 | 08:41 AM

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Well at least she won't let it happen again :rolls eyes:

Dec 18, 2009 | 08:55 AM

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Hey hey hey... Not all of us that live in Chattanooga are complete dumb *****... Actually quite the opposite.

The Middle Valley area is notorious for white trash...

Dec 18, 2009 | 08:56 AM

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whatever ********, alcohol keeps you warm, he did it as a matter of survival. thats one smart kid.

Dec 18, 2009 | 08:59 AM

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whatever ********, alcohol keeps you warm, he did it as a matter of survival. thats one smart kid.

Then explain the dress...

Dec 18, 2009 | 09:32 AM

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covered his legs. he's a resourceful kid.

Dec 18, 2009 | 10:37 AM

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This is my child.

Dec 18, 2009 | 10:54 AM

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This is my child.

Good god...you'll **** anything

Dec 18, 2009 | 01:11 PM

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best news story of 2009

Dec 18, 2009 | 01:31 PM

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Good god...you'll **** anything

lol

Dec 18, 2009 | 02:06 PM

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Good god...you'll **** anything

as long as its moderately clean.

Dec 18, 2009 | 02:17 PM

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as long as its moderately clean.

What is categorized as moderate? Knock the barnacles off with a hammer before going in?

Dec 18, 2009 | 03:22 PM

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What is categorized as moderate? Knock the barnacles off with a hammer before going in?

I steer clear of parasites. Aside from that, its clean.

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