Seems like the granddaughter and her friend took the miata out for a late night "hoonery" and this is what happens when you drive like a asstard, sad.



But...



call me a sick bastard, but I want that driver side front fender for my miata, it so happens to be the only thing not damaged and its brillant black, to replace my dented and sadly bondo'ed fender.

Be careful. Once they've tasted blood the machines are never satisfied.

Have some fresh meat, ddd thread :giggle:. When you're in Killeen, Texas and a guy that calls himself "Denim Dan" approaches your barely-running '91 miata at a stoplight offering you moonshine he made in his garage you don't say no. 20 dollars for two jars? Not the sketchiest shit I've gotten into. Fast forward. 11pm 27 may 2014, 1 hour from signing out on terminal leave and putting Fort Hood forever in my past, I think to myself, "Damn dawg it would be dope if i celebrated this with that questionable stoplight moonshine!" 12am 28 May 2014.... shitfaced, one jar down, signed out on terminal leave, and cracking the second jar.

firs jar hit when second ar wwas open. twop sips out new jarr. mujmt push on

hahaha fuck you fuckjers!!! I'ts been a fucking week...got laid off nd my car still refuses to work. Decided to drink and say fuck it all!@ Now I'm making spome sketti with chilit and fuck it. Took my car to the shot and exzpecting a $1400 bill....and have no job.,....fuck ity!!!

Yeah!Druink cooking!!!!

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1402115749


fuck thAT TOOK me like 15 mnin to upload and paster hahahahahahdhfj\\

edit!!!!

on the rum bout to hit a club with my friend. ill post when im drunk in a few

nitch you bettA BE DRUNK!!

BEEN hile since i make drunky postinga on MT...hahahalol

probably since my druinker turkey sandwich insidentz222!!!

I've found my home

Where day b?

Where drunk people go to spend their Friday nights?

for some reason my phone was the most difficult thing to use last night... i tried to log in but couldnt make it work.

If any of you pigfuck3rs are at the Soroptmist Microbrewery Festival in Chico, you better speak the fuck up!

I have a fridge full of beer, campfire, music, the game on TV, food.

And yet everyone wants to go dump money at bars...
So i get drunk at home by myself.

#nofriends

they said my miata was only for girls and gays

nobody likes my car at the shop except the gay advisor.

fuckiin ell

cummon bak to the derty south... we love ya down here bithj! ya jnow, i love d rifidn shorgun in yer sexy NB...

btw, 5 golden monlkies on an empty stomhech isntl good idea, cheers

went ahead and did alittle drinkahothahton with the family, shit got funny, drink got drank and i'm drunk..... IT'S REALLY late on sunday i thinnk
i got a lot of flack from being in a broken family... that was sad.

good news i got my mitataaata to idle at normal with biggy injectors.


maybe i have to go to workin the morning

Killa o b o krew some Korean beer? Been drinking we went from a party of 4 to a party of 8 soju in a watermelon. Faded!!! Trying to bang out my homegirl with my new pornstar stash lulz

Yesterday was my buddies last day in the Marine Corps so we threw him a little party and went out to his favorite bar to drink. I remember pre gaming with lots of beer. I remember the first LA water, but none after that. My wallet tells me I had more. That and its 1130 and im still drunk. Not hung over. Drunk. My other friend puked at the gate where we came back onto base. Obviously we had a DD.

I'm so drunk. Way to drunk for NB tops. They heavy...

Enjoying a fine brew or 6 before I go back to my good buddy wiser.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1406339891

I turn 21 at midnight tonight! Already pregaming hard for this haha.

My sister made margaritas. My sister is not even 21. Don't think she knows what alcohol portioning is. Also on BLP #6.

Pics or ban!

Buzzing as funk watching the Pirelli world challenged while smoking 2 Butts in the smoker. .. feeling happy

Neighbors had an Octoberfest. Slightly buzzed. Had to stay under control as tomorrow is Autox, and even though it's only Oregon Region PCA I have a shot at season championship for Non-Porsche, RWD. Last event I had FTD. This event ... we'll see.

How many of you have small penises?

Wouldn't you like to know.

Does it matter? I'm a selfish bpig and could care less how well i dsatify my woman. as long as i can get er up im good (and shes good) - all feels the same to me :
) esp after 18 yrs - 5 rumncokes in - call me jaclk sparroe - extra heavy on the bicardi

Yeah, but your little guy is made of purple glider and rainbows, so not the same as our little gays.

Touché

Bringing this back to page 1 on a tuesday night.

Not completely bombed, but i do have to be up at 2am for work tomorrow.

I'm on my 5th beer with no dinner.

WwwwAaaaazzzzzzzuuuuppppppp ?

Let's leep this fukin thread alive!! wooooooo!!!1!1

Fcuk me, its going to be one of "them" weekends. I opened the bottle around 3pm :party:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1420252872

Bulleit, my new go-to. I do love me some rye

Omg omg omg. I'm gonna die

I gotta work in the am too.

Oooooooopphhpoooohhhoohhhhhhoohhaaahhooooohhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh

I don't much believe in the beer of the day thread on this site. I don't know why. Maybe it just reminds me of Clubroadster hipsterfags...

But i do believe in bumping this damn thread on a thrusday night. It's the middle of winter and we can't keep this thread on the first page. It's a damn shame.

Whatever. Dipping into the Canadians tonight.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1425600580

Currently enjoying a Jolly Roger from Drake's. I should get a growler and have this for breakfast before going to work...every morning.

Physics test in am canceled due to weather. Whiskey and Top Gear. Extra day for never ending car build. Current debate is wife has work in am. Roads icy as hell. Take the ST and its ABS and electronic glory, or the Jeep with its 4wd and recovery gear? ST is stuffed full of airbags and safety, or Jeep and rollbar and winch. Hmmm what to make the wife drive, or her to wake me in 5hrs to drove her in cause I have more experience in snow. Wish I could afford a RS . . . . and they were out. So wnt a new Escort Cosworth . . .. I men RS

This frekin kitty INSISSTTT ON SITTING in my lap. i love kitties.



now.... lvl18 in beeears. +gw2
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1425699034cant wait

You know what I hate? What I fucking hate?? That voice. That voice that says

"It's 11pm, you need to start drinking water."

Fast&Furious7 is meh. RIP Paul Walker. 6 was much better.

You know what, fuck that voice. I've had two glasses of water. I'm having another beer.

Saw Fnf7. it was meh. The fact that this is Paul Walkers last film makes it special but the film it self is meh. Imagine the expendables 2 on steroids.. If you thought Vin Diesel jumping highways was over the top you havent seen nothing yet. Overall there's a lot of RIP scenes there though especially the ending.

I had three beers at dinner, and three during the movie, that helped.

F7, Meh :dunno:

I'd give it ehhh 7 outta 10. Fair?

Expendables 2/3 with shiny cars is exactly what I said earlier today.

This thread is long overdue for a bumping.

Started out with these, after work. This did the charm.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1437176785

Went on to do the grill thing.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1437176785

Chilled out with this bad bitch.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1437176785

What i'm currently dipping into.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1437176785


And i have to go to work tomorrow. Texted the boss a few hours ago letting him know i'll be late. So 9am should be acceptable.

<p>haha, I had to get up at 5 for work this morning (which I successfully did, by the way)</p><p>We went to a bar where all bottles were $2.75. I had so much Stone, Rogue, etc. We have a new favorite spot. Pool tables and darts too. And like 0.50mi away.&nbsp;</p>

I've been going in at 5am for the past 2 weeks now, was on 12s now on 10s.
Training new guys will be the death of me.

Why do i do this to myself on a schoolnight?
I'm this deep into this Detroit pisswater (the best thing i've ever drank) and i'm only assuming the alcohol content is in the high teens. I let this growler brew in the fridge for exactly 4 days and it's friggin ripe.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1438729086

Motor city brewing works, hard cider.
This is my #1 adult beverage too. 2-∞ is up for debate, but this right here rings in at #1 always.

So i've been drinking vicodin because of my tonsils, not sure but i'm fucked up right now. Not sure if i'm dehydrated.

Man I hardly made it to work this morning. That was rough.

I want some of that pisswater.

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above is good quality. but this is embeddable:

This.... this thread right here... needs a bump.

And 5 months ago I had a kitty in my lap. I miss that damn kitty. :cry:

Dude... That is not at all the kind of bump i was expecting to read. Buzz ruined. :cry:

Anyone else enjoying the snow by staying in and getting trashed on cheap whiskey? On my 3rd whiskey and pepsi so far and feeling pretty good other than our heat pump barely able to maintain 60*

I'm not in the snow storm, but also happen to be on my third cheap whiskey and coke. I think it was $14 for a half gallon?

Snow? What's that?