drunken debauchery and douchebaggery thread
 

Noban

I have to leave the chat status on this is a place for my questionable or and or questionable drug postings slut. I'm a drunk I do not do drugs. I mean ugh no i am not a drubk either.

So here it is. Bookmarked fr all my future glory ---- i ugh arggggj blarghadfg

Thank you.

Lol! Hey Min...you fudgeaing dinowing nex weakind err wot?

do you want to chat

a/s/l?

dyno your whipp homo

http://www.thehindu.com/multimedia/d...WAR_16258f.jpg

B h b b BONRRR. imma jacket to that sit

Google does not translate this page!

I have no idea wtf you're talking about. Drugs are bad mmkay.

He's making a drunk thread so he doesn't get banned for drunk posting in legitimate threads.

I'll rename this a generic name in the morning. He does this enough to warrent a sticky too.

my favorite part of this thread. :-)

lol, in for more drunk drug posting.

you miss the "retarded" warning, dont you.

Curb hoppa

Yes, but it wasn't permanent. He needs a permanent one.

Noooooooooooooooooobannnn

i'll try to work out a deal with brain and rick that goes like this:

you dyno over 500 hp in the miata
all points are removed from your account

OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like an offer he can't refuse;)

Sounds to me like y8s is trying to get Fae to blow his engine :giggle:

P.S. Curly, you mispelled "drunken" as "druken".

dunk posting 0-0, "wanna get high?- south park"

Were you drunk last night? Your driving would say so :party::party::party:

Shweet. I can do it if someone gives me a package of jb weld.

Thanks, fixed that. I may edit the title to include the word "drunk", making it easily found when searching.

Feel free to suggest tags too.

Nope, see new avatar and title.

I'm mildly buzzed, but I just need to vent. I'm gonna drop F bombs all over the place, so it's gonna get ----'d out...but I won't give a what.
I'm at my brother's house and his sister in law and my wife are watching "The Voice". What the Mother ---- is this ----? Know why America is so ------ up? It's cause of ---- like this...I'll fill you in. On this faggy gayness piece of ---- show, we have 4 "judges" who sit in chairs with their backs turned. A "singer" (waste of american society, just go get a job your ------- loser) comes out and the "judges" listen to the "talent" do their little puppet dance, and then if the judge likes them, they press a button and their chair turns around with a big lit up sign that says "I Want you". It's similar to the facebook gayness when you can "like this" (thumbs up icon inserted here). After the skit of over, the judges pretty much offer the puppets a record deal.
Tell me this isn't the most rigged up piece of crap to hit national TV yet.
What a waste of television.
/vent.

So Min, you still hosting that ---- bead party friday night

:)

Did you say a word that started with f or a word similar to anole?

Your gonna poop yourself when you find out about this other show, it's called "American Idol". It's pretty much the same thing except the judges are even worse and people watching get to vote and get extremity worked up over it, as such:

Oh $hit son!!! American idol? WTF is this noize?
It actually kind of reminds me of the 08 presidential election...let's see which "idol" can sing and dance the gayest...let's vote for that jackass!

lol


Wow I thought was for reals. I was scouring craigslist lol

Scarily authentic and I liked the use of the N word haa

Lmfao you must find a way to upload the vm. I must hear myself (even though thats not how i really talk lol)

I picked up four fawdies on my way through GA yesterday.

GOING HAM IN FLORIDA TONIGHT.

Please make this thread your home page before drinking. Hopefully you'll be too dunk to navigate elsewhere.

when I'm drunk, there's only one thing on my mind...

it's dick, LOLZ.

R r r r
ROFLMAO

GGNN FUUZZI ON DA BUZZ NURRTYY

if you stick it far enough in your mouth, it will literally be on your brain...

you know from experience?

Malbec, mothafukkas!

Post Coital Thread
 

Post in this thread if/when you wrap up a [hetero] coital session.

(delete if inappropriate)

Guess what I just did.

:party:

had unprotected sexual relations with a female tonight. she's on the pill... I hope.

Pull out moron.

Virginity was on the line... Pusha was in the background ready to cash in his bets.

I Merged the threads because lol.

I dot dot dot and know for a fact she was not on the pill.

Pushy pics of your new wife

lol

still another 2 weeks abstinence for us...damn kids poppin' out n sheet

This is the worst thread ever. Like the Ramble On thread but for fucktards.

woke up

both heads are killing me

look over at chick from last night

she's naked, asleep

me gusta
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...jpg?1310883034

This the chick on doxycycline for the clap?

You better push her down some steps....

idk bro but when she sat up, a bunch of my c um leaked out of her snatch

Gave the crabs something to eat...

idk about the chicks you sleep with, but I rarely ever encounter any hair down there if you catch my drift*


*all the girls are 18+, sickos

I wouldn't ever catch your drift....... even in prison.

If i can fix my boost leak tomorrow i will


ok stiwrois cuesition time.

Should i date ither girks when i gave a foesfirend?

stoli ftw

Pule i am. A jack

wat

you ---- hairy girls?

I love bubble baths!

depends on if the foesfirend is the jealous type. and how hot the other girks are.

but to be perfectly stiwrois, you need to understand where you are with the current foesfirend before you go and do stuff that might hurt her or make her mad.

PS it's great that you can spell "boost leak" when drunk.

This is a placeholder for later.

I got kicked out of a bar last night, for reason I don't remember.

Hairy tang = beastiality