pics of sister and god

thank god it wasn't my car

i feel as if i am drunkindouchebagery for like the last 4 nights in a row


but it's holiday, and it's acceptable.







also 100% of the threads on this site turn into full on shit shower within 2 pages, you can count on that

Dear god, lights, noises... go away. I've never had such a hangover and headache. I guess that's what you get when you drink the cocktail of shit I drank last night. 6 pack of beer, a few lambics, bottle of wine, countless vodka and whiskey shots, whiskey sours, I think the main culprit for the headache was the absinthe...

drunk on two bottles of cheap walmart champagne./..

why?

BECAUSE FUCVK YOU!





































Someone love me.























I also realized I really did date Asuka...

...this is my crazy ass ex that decided t0 skype me randomly whuile neekd.

Wife didnt sem to care, is thst bad?

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1356162363
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...x-Asukka13.jpg

WATCH OUT. I just took a holiday shot of whiskey.

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FUCKERS!!





Its 11:51 PDT, if the world doesnt end in 10 minutes imma drink more.

Hammered with Wags, Hustler, Stubbs, anon. One bourbon and coke, 5 Genuisess, and a Bass ;). Dallas crew.

just pullled a gargantuan long blonde piece of hair from my balls while scrathcin them... no one here has long blonde hair.

Adderall has ruined alcohol for me.

If the wife didn't seem to care, that's good. It's only not good if it's because she already skypes nekked with other men and figures it's only fair.

I didn't eat all day. Drank 4 beers now. Haven't taken a piss once.




I think i was dehydrated.

Beer will make your dehydration worse.

Yeah, woke up with a headache...

now that failfag is banned i fael i'm the only idiot to ps=st in hereee


i was drunk about 3 hours ago, i'm at the point of not wake up for work tomorrow.

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#666post

Ill play.

HAIL SATAN

I AM byond tofar fucked to fuck

i dunno what to do with this gilr and myself in the bed

drunk fucked up

rub bber no kids


cya

in the mmornin i'ma realize im a drunkin fool