tiny little SMGs up front and a sniper and Kalashnikov bringing up the rear. Way to go China...

 

Knowing these are Chinese makes them that much more funny, you know they would just break down in battle when you need them most.

 

Weld a sheild to the segway with a little hole for the gun to stick out, armor the wheels and you got a one man tank.

 

Good to know that China doesn't fight off road...or anything that moves faster than 10mph. They'd better have their spare batteries with them, too. Maybe they're just the Olympic village guards or something.

 

What's the firehose looking nozzle on the deck of the segway?

 

That's the Siren, Bitch! :P LMAO... Pathetic, even in black the segway looks GAY!

Mark

 

I thought it was some kind of turbo

 

Judging from the picture, they funded Segways by selling of all the toilets in the police house.

 

did you guys hear about the 128 page rule book for all attendees of the Olympics?
Apparently, they are really nervous about being embarrassed by protests.
Tibet folks are trying to organize streaking and protest tattoos, so the rule book specifically outlaws streaking at the Olympics!

 

does the guy in the right background have a sniper rifle equipped with a bayonet?

chinese made segways FTW
squat toilets FTW
roasted dog with noodles FTW

 

haha bayonet and scope ftw! i need that setup on my shotgun

 

Not a bayonet. Fold-up bi-pod