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Old 04-14-2008, 09:59 PM   #1
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Have any of you non-jews ever wondered what Jewish luck is? Jewish luck can almost be considered a synonym for irony.
Let me share an example with you.

2 weeks ago my parents decide to be the Jews that they are and buy a new shower head at the 99 cents store. Now this is POS is made of plastic, I warned them that it will leak and fail in a matter of days. They dont believe me, naturally, and just say install it. I oblige and do as I was told.

Shower head installed... 1 week still fine... 2 weeks still fine... then we get to today 2 weeks and one day.

I come home from hard day of work, spend the last 3 hours in a dark garage clocking my turbo and now I finally went to shower.

I carry myself to the shower turn on the water, engage the shower head. Wash everything but my face... I then proceed to lather up my face and get ready to rinse.

As soon as I turn and stand under the shower head with my eyes closed the articulating half of the shower head separates from the part that is bolted to the pipe and strikes me in the head like the fist of angry god.

That is Jewish luck.

You know whats even funnier, I reassembled the thing and hope it hits my dad next so then I can say I told you so.
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You know whats even funnier, I reassembled the thing and hope it hits my dad next so then I can say I told you so.


I suspect Jewish luck is it will work fine for him the next two weeks and then you will get slammed in the head again. Then when he finds it doesn't work, he will blame you.
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hahahahaah, laughing my *** off here, that is awesome
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I reassembled the thing and hope it hits my dad next so then I can say I told you so.
Sooo something I would do!
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lol.

Wonderful.
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Thats fucken awesome lol lol lol
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sounds like my landlord.

buys his kitchen faucet at ikea and surprise surprise after 3 years, the ring holding the spout in disintegrates and shoots the faucet like a rocket + geyser.

His solution? Go back to Ikea, buy 2 more. one to install and one spare.

and he's not even jewish.

I have to wonder... how many ikea faucets are the cost of a normal not shitty faucet?
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... and strikes me in the head like the fist of angry god.
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Parents rarely admit they are wrong about something, and when they are, they just snuff it off saying something out of the ordinary that was unpredictable happened, and that explains it.
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hahahahahahhahaha, oh man
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I am still laughing and so is my roommate.
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its posts like this that get me in trouble at work cause im laughing so hard. lol
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I think im going to use this experience in my standup routine.

I'm just thankful for one thing, that this experience didnt traumatize me to the point that im afraid of showers.
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not funny. and the other ppl posting are just whoring.

Only good thing here is the owned picutre
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so you are going to sue and get money?
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so you are going to sue and get money?
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What you need to do is put a blockage inside the nozzle which covers up some of the holes. It will surely rocket into the next person who takes a shower.
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