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Old 03-27-2009, 06:41 PM   #1
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.


He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
- 'An ambulance just drove by!'
- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
- 'Jason is on his skate board!'

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'

OK, whatever. Have a good weekend all. First autox with the boosted NB this weekend.
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OK, whatever. Have a good weekend all. First autox with the boosted NB this weekend.
If it was anything like my first boosted run, be prepared to have your suspension and width of tires feel completely inadequate.
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Good joke!

I'm jealous you're doing your first boosted autox...my car still isn't quite ready. Good luck!
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Hey Stein send me your most recent map if you dont mind and have free time. Good joke
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I was doing a search yesterday and I came across a thread from a year ago where everyone was just telling jokes. Was pretty cool.

Why did the condom cross the road.





It got pissed off.
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