Guess what is in this specimen cup.
 

For scale, it's about 1/4" long.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...5&d=1298600374

lolwut

A sample of your flesh/biopsy.

remants of a fingernail, or an animal tooth that was pulled out of your calf

http://movieviral.com/wp-content/upl...1/truelies.jpg

I know what this is. This is an espresso machine.

Ingrown toenail.

I think you're right. Getting an ingrown toenail fixed sucks, btw. Huge ass needle they jam into your toe a few time to numb it up, then they cut shit up.

your aborted clone?

No no no. It's a snow cone maker.

+1

"Is it a water heater?"

"This is a Soviet MIRV-Six from an SS-22N launch vehicle. The warhead contains 14.5 kilos of enriched uranium with a plutonium trigger. The nominal yield is 10 kilotons."

Actually, it's a small slice of my vas deferens... yup, vasectomy.

Apparently I'm 110% man. The doc said I had the thickest scrotal membranes he'd ever seen. I swear while he was fishing around for the left one I though he was trying to pull my ball out through my pee-hole. He even had to call the other doc in to assist. Gotta buy a Miata soon and knock my ego back into reality.

:eek5:

So ah, that's all they take?

I hope no one heard me laughing in the work bathroom.

Where else than on mt.net do you see close ups of jizz tubes?

make it into jerky and chew it to get the manly back in.

Yup... this guy used the non-invasive "Chinese" technique. Incision so small I didn't even get any stitches... but also means he has to fish around a bit more to get it to the hole... and since my sack is so thick, it took awhile.

They cut out about 1/4", double-clamp both ends, the cauterize both ends... then they tuck one in real deep and leave the other one shallow.

I need to bring in a "sample" in 6 weeks to verify no swimmers.

Fuck yah! Congrats Sam!

I got mine when I was 19 with one stich per nut. Cost me $25.


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Because that was my insurance copay.

REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE TO JIZZ LIKE 10 TIMES BEFORE THERE IS NO SPERM LEFT. DON'T FUCK IT UP.

They didn't do that tuck thing for me :( I am thinking about having it redone and telling them to take the whole fucking tube.

Nice. I did the same thing a few years back...clipped, clamped, and cauterized through the tiny incision. I had the fucking trainee (yeah, no shit) and he had issues with the procedure, grabbed part of my works that was not anesthetized and I about levitated off the gurney. That was not so fun. But not worrying about any paternity tests is totally worth it.

Lol at med students and/or interns. Rules of engagement:

1. don't go to a teaching hospital
1b. If no choice, ask for no students
2. ?????
3. profit