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Old 02-24-2011, 10:19 PM   #1
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Default Guess what is in this specimen cup.

For scale, it's about 1/4" long.
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A sample of your flesh/biopsy.
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remants of a fingernail, or an animal tooth that was pulled out of your calf
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I know what this is. This is an espresso machine.
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Ingrown toenail.
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Ingrown toenail.
I think you're right. Getting an ingrown toenail fixed sucks, btw. Huge *** needle they jam into your toe a few time to numb it up, then they cut **** up.
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your aborted clone?
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No no no. It's a snow cone maker.
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No no no. It's a snow cone maker.
"Is it a water heater?"

"This is a Soviet MIRV-Six from an SS-22N launch vehicle. The warhead contains 14.5 kilos of enriched uranium with a plutonium trigger. The nominal yield is 10 kilotons."
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Actually, it's a small slice of my vas deferens... yup, vasectomy.

Apparently I'm 110% man. The doc said I had the thickest scrotal membranes he'd ever seen. I swear while he was fishing around for the left one I though he was trying to pull my ball out through my pee-hole. He even had to call the other doc in to assist. Gotta buy a Miata soon and knock my ego back into reality.
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Actually, it's a small slice of my vas deferens... yup, vasectomy.

Apparently I'm 110% man. The doc said I had the thickest scrotal membranes he'd ever seen. I swear while he was fishing around for the left one I though he was trying to pull my ball out through my pee-hole. He even had to call the other doc in to assist. Gotta buy a Miata soon and knock my ego back into reality.



So ah, that's all they take?
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I know what this is. This is an espresso machine.
I hope no one heard me laughing in the work bathroom.
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Where else than on mt.net do you see close ups of jizz tubes?
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make it into jerky and chew it to get the manly back in.
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So ah, that's all they take?
Yup... this guy used the non-invasive "Chinese" technique. Incision so small I didn't even get any stitches... but also means he has to fish around a bit more to get it to the hole... and since my sack is so thick, it took awhile.

They cut out about 1/4", double-clamp both ends, the cauterize both ends... then they tuck one in real deep and leave the other one shallow.

I need to bring in a "sample" in 6 weeks to verify no swimmers.
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**** yah! Congrats Sam!

I got mine when I was 19 with one stich per nut. Cost me $25.


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Because that was my insurance copay.

REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE TO JIZZ LIKE 10 TIMES BEFORE THERE IS NO SPERM LEFT. DON'T **** IT UP.

They didn't do that tuck thing for me :( I am thinking about having it redone and telling them to take the whole ******* tube.
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Nice. I did the same thing a few years back...clipped, clamped, and cauterized through the tiny incision. I had the ******* trainee (yeah, no ****) and he had issues with the procedure, grabbed part of my works that was not anesthetized and I about levitated off the gurney. That was not so fun. But not worrying about any paternity tests is totally worth it.
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Lol at med students and/or interns. Rules of engagement:

1. don't go to a teaching hospital
1b. If no choice, ask for no students
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