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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 10:18 AM
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HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.
He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.'
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior.
I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed...
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.
To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love.
But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep...I cried. I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.





HIS DIARY:

Miata wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.
Old Sep 18, 2008 | 10:24 AM
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Old Sep 18, 2008 | 10:37 AM
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It's funny 'cause it's true.
Old Sep 18, 2008 | 11:59 AM
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soooo true...this has happened to me quite a bit actually, the wife is used to it by now
Old Sep 18, 2008 | 12:26 PM
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AAaaaaah man. My Miata was the end of me and my last GF.
I kinda ruined it for myself by reading the man bit, first.
Still pretty good.
Old Sep 18, 2008 | 12:33 PM
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Had seen that awhile back in an e-mail, but for a Harley.
Still great, because so many of us can relate to this.
Old Sep 18, 2008 | 12:49 PM
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lol, reminds me of everyday life.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 12:55 PM
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harley joke. miatas always start.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by My Wife
MY diary:

my husband was a jerk today.
all he thought about was the miata. so i refused to have sex with him.
this is life.
Old Sep 18, 2008 | 01:40 PM
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LMAO. I read that here at work and started busting up. Three others read it too and loved it. I'm gonna have to pass this on.
Old Sep 18, 2008 | 03:45 PM
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thats ****** great lol
Old Sep 19, 2008 | 02:41 AM
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I am lucky who has an understanding finacee. Wise from experience, she might ask the first standard lines, but then she goes: "Oh.. honey, is the Green Bean OK?".
Old Sep 19, 2008 | 08:07 AM
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Gf didnt like the car, until I taught her how to drive stick... now I never get to drive if shes with me.
Old Sep 19, 2008 | 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Ben
harley joke. miatas always start.
Mine doesn't
Old Sep 21, 2008 | 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkmage
Mine doesn't
missed ya yesterday at the grill.
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