Check your User CP, I sent you a friend request.

 

Wo Hoo! We finally got the satellite link working today, so I've managed to pirate some bandwidth from the radio studios and get my MT fix.

The past few days have been killing me...

Dinner on Friday: pomegranate-glazed duck breast, some very rich cream soup, and baked salmon over asparagus topped with caviar and some kind of pate. The duck:





Dinner on Saturday: wild mushroom risotto, another confoundingly rich cream soup, and veal prepared three ways. Notice how they lay out the plates such that they form the iconic image:





Breakfast this morning. Eggs benedict, a bunch of different pork products, three kinds of lox / smoked salmon...




I couldn't deal with it anymore. Dinner tonight was a burger and fries on the top deck.

And there's still another week of this to go before I'm back on land.

 

****. You.

I had a sandwich.

 

oh yeah, you must be suffering bad. too much good food - bad. poor you

 

In all seriousness, I'm not used to this kind of rich food- dinner for me is usually just turkey sandwich and some fruit or maybe just a bowl of cereal. I find that I have been farting quite a great deal more than is customary, which is not a good thing given that I spend most of the day working in a fairly small compartment with several other people.

I'm not cut out for this lifestyle.

 

That's when you play the "Whoever smelt it dealt it" card!

 

Sounds like woes suited for the poop thread...

 

Someone should make this. I have a few dozen images I can throw into the mix.

 

Battle ***** anyone?

 

I would win, I think. MREs, powdered eggs, whey, and an antibiotic regimen.

 

There is a poop thread already. Not just any poop thread, the Ultimate poop thread.



https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs-here-4/ultimate-poop-thread-46517/

 

"Licked, like ice cream."

 

Aww **** son, corn dogs at 5am for breakfast!!! 5 of them hoes for good measure (and because 2 weren't worth saving)

 

Didn't you just have a tube rammed up your peehole for poor lifestyle choices?

 

Uh, yeah. Just a few little wieners in my mouth. No big deal. I've offset it with the vast amounts of fluids I've been drinking. I've gone through a 24 pack of water in 2 days. Along with a gallon jug of cranberry juice and about a half gallon of apple juice.

 

 

That was awesome. I like how he waited till after the ------- explanation to tell the children to leave the room.

News flash: President Obama wants you to eat the poo poo.

 

I'm never talking to a gay guy again. I never knew they all eat tha poo poo. Or licked each others asses like the ice cream.

 

the ------- part sounds kinda cool though.

 

no.