How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
01-17-2012, 08:10 PM
So, was coming back home from my meeting today. It suddenly started snowing hard over a period of a couple hours, then it stopped, being extremely cold the entire time. The roads were nothing but ice. BAM, huuge amount of the po po and the road was blocked except for one lane, ridiculous line of cars to go through. I roll my eyes and go "Okay, what idiot didn't know how to drive in the winter and went off the side of the road?"
After about 30 minutes, the line finally opens up, and we sloooowly crawl forward. Finally, I see a glimpse of the car around the curve and go "Holy ----, someone I know drives a car just like that." A bit closer, "That sucks, fatality." A bit closer, "Holy ----, THAT'S THE CAR OF SOMEONE I KNOW! /ASDKLFASDFASDFLASDFLAF HE DIED?!? WTF?!?".
So, I really have no idea where I'm going with this other than drive safe on winter roads you douchebags. Even if you think you know how to drive on winter roads, they can bite you easier than you would think :(.
I have seen every poster in there troll (And most were intentional, too!) all the other posters at some point or another.
Honestly, right now I don't have the energy to muck around in politics after that surprise accident. Normally I love the flaunting of e-peens, but right now it's like...meh.
After about 30 minutes, the line finally opens up, and we sloooowly crawl forward. Finally, I see a glimpse of the car around the curve and go "Holy ----, someone I know drives a car just like that." A bit closer, "That sucks, fatality." A bit closer, "Holy ----, THAT'S THE CAR OF SOMEONE I KNOW! /ASDKLFASDFASDFLASDFLAF HE DIED?!? WTF?!?".
So, I really have no idea where I'm going with this other than drive safe on winter roads you douchebags. Even if you think you know how to drive on winter roads, they can bite you easier than you would think :(.
Honestly, right now I don't have the energy to muck around in politics after that surprise accident. Normally I love the flaunting of e-peens, but right now it's like...meh.
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01-18-2012, 01:07 PM
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This looks like a great deal for somebody on a Kirkey seat for $100. I've already got mine or I'd be all over this. http://www.nasaforums.com/viewtopic....cd4276d6d31608
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01-18-2012, 02:40 PM
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2 degrees wind chill in Ohio last Friday, 85 degrees in Lerado, TX Monday... back to 20 degree lows in Ohio today. Fun stuff! Nothing like a 65 degree jump in temp every few days to test the ole immune system.
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01-18-2012, 07:07 PM
I'm not sure what this Chipolte shat is, but seems like quite a bit of you gays enjoy it. Is this a fast food joint?
Today I was lucky enough to get pulled from the oil tank job to go spend the day working with my dad on a little addition in NY. Additions suck cause there's NO room to work and you need to keep everything clean at all times, watch your mouth, watch where and when you take a ****, hold your ----, etc etc. Even when they excavate they have to cut corners sometimes, so no ramp in or out of the 10' hole. Instead the machine operator had to lower us into the hole using the bucket. Eventually I turned our 16' chute into the ladder and just used that. Needless to say, it was a shitty little job and a shitty cold windy day.
Today I was lucky enough to get pulled from the oil tank job to go spend the day working with my dad on a little addition in NY. Additions suck cause there's NO room to work and you need to keep everything clean at all times, watch your mouth, watch where and when you take a ****, hold your ----, etc etc. Even when they excavate they have to cut corners sometimes, so no ramp in or out of the 10' hole. Instead the machine operator had to lower us into the hole using the bucket. Eventually I turned our 16' chute into the ladder and just used that. Needless to say, it was a shitty little job and a shitty cold windy day.
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01-18-2012, 07:12 PM
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---- your couch, I miss Chipotle. I am going to have to settle for Moes tonight.
It is a decently priced burrito joint that uses fresh ingredients and makes everything in front of you.
It is a decently priced burrito joint that uses fresh ingredients and makes everything in front of you.
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01-18-2012, 07:33 PM
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I will now say F Chipotle (sorry I take it back Chipotle).
As some of you in the potle business know they are now doing the online order thing. Basically you order what you want online, they will make it and you just go in and pick it up. Unfortunately it takes priority over the people standing in line (for some damn reason I can't figure out). Well today the line was out the door. Which I'm fine with because it usually moves really quick. Well everyone who saw the line got the bright idea to sit in their cars and order via their phone using the app. So now the employees start making like 2-3 online orders for every 1 order they do for the people standing in line. And some of these online orders are 2-3 burritos. Some of you are probably thinking well you are dumb you should have ordered online. To that I say nay. I want to watch them make my ------- burrito. That is why I like it. I enjoy the experience of interacting while they make my burrito. I can't order cheese with a specific word such as "copious" online. For this I suffer. 35 minutes in line. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I stood there helplessly as people walk in, go straight to the register, get their food made, and leave. I couldn't even complain to anybody, none of the people working there speak any English beyond what they need for that job. It saddens me. Tomorrow I will try a different Chipotle. I hope it's better. Epic Sad Face.
I know cool story bro.
As some of you in the potle business know they are now doing the online order thing. Basically you order what you want online, they will make it and you just go in and pick it up. Unfortunately it takes priority over the people standing in line (for some damn reason I can't figure out). Well today the line was out the door. Which I'm fine with because it usually moves really quick. Well everyone who saw the line got the bright idea to sit in their cars and order via their phone using the app. So now the employees start making like 2-3 online orders for every 1 order they do for the people standing in line. And some of these online orders are 2-3 burritos. Some of you are probably thinking well you are dumb you should have ordered online. To that I say nay. I want to watch them make my ------- burrito. That is why I like it. I enjoy the experience of interacting while they make my burrito. I can't order cheese with a specific word such as "copious" online. For this I suffer. 35 minutes in line. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I stood there helplessly as people walk in, go straight to the register, get their food made, and leave. I couldn't even complain to anybody, none of the people working there speak any English beyond what they need for that job. It saddens me. Tomorrow I will try a different Chipotle. I hope it's better. Epic Sad Face.
I know cool story bro.
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01-18-2012, 07:35 PM
I will now say F Chipotle (sorry I take it back Chipotle).
As some of you in the potle business know they are now doing the online order thing. Basically you order what you want online, they will make it and you just go in and pick it up. Unfortunately it takes priority over the people standing in line (for some damn reason I can't figure out). Well today the line was out the door. Which I'm fine with because it usually moves really quick. Well everyone who saw the line got the bright idea to sit in their cars and order via their phone using the app. So now the employees start making like 2-3 online orders for every 1 order they do for the people standing in line. And some of these online orders are 2-3 burritos. Some of you are probably thinking well you are dumb you should have ordered online. To that I say nay. I want to watch them make my ------- burrito. That is why I like it. I enjoy the experience of interacting while they make my burrito. I can't order cheese with a specific word such as "copious" online. For this I suffer. 35 minutes in line. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I stood there helplessly as people walk in, go straight to the register, get their food made, and leave. I couldn't even complain to anybody, none of the people working there speak any English beyond what they need for that job. It saddens me. Tomorrow I will try a different Chipotle. I hope it's better. Epic Sad Face.
I know cool story bro.
As some of you in the potle business know they are now doing the online order thing. Basically you order what you want online, they will make it and you just go in and pick it up. Unfortunately it takes priority over the people standing in line (for some damn reason I can't figure out). Well today the line was out the door. Which I'm fine with because it usually moves really quick. Well everyone who saw the line got the bright idea to sit in their cars and order via their phone using the app. So now the employees start making like 2-3 online orders for every 1 order they do for the people standing in line. And some of these online orders are 2-3 burritos. Some of you are probably thinking well you are dumb you should have ordered online. To that I say nay. I want to watch them make my ------- burrito. That is why I like it. I enjoy the experience of interacting while they make my burrito. I can't order cheese with a specific word such as "copious" online. For this I suffer. 35 minutes in line. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I stood there helplessly as people walk in, go straight to the register, get their food made, and leave. I couldn't even complain to anybody, none of the people working there speak any English beyond what they need for that job. It saddens me. Tomorrow I will try a different Chipotle. I hope it's better. Epic Sad Face.
I know cool story bro.
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01-18-2012, 07:38 PM
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Because numb nuts not only do I not get to interdict when jose ***** my ---- up, but also when EVERYONE orders online then we are just right back where we ******* started and we are all standing in line while they just get online orders and we stand there out of order trying to figure out which asian guy with the last name kim got the 4 burrito bowls and chips.
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