How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
12-03-2010, 02:49 PM
#4948
WTF do people care about what stamps get?! Buy something and move the **** along.
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12-03-2010, 06:59 PM
#4949
Seriously LOLing at the $6800 speaker cables.
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long... I will type as fast as I can.
DO NOT USE THE CABLES!
We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this... accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the... whispers... began.
Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly... we began to UNDERSTAND.
No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out... oh, god, the screaming... the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!
WHY CAN'T I FORGET THE WORDS???
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
Do not use the cables!
PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long... I will type as fast as I can.
DO NOT USE THE CABLES!
We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this... accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the... whispers... began.
Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly... we began to UNDERSTAND.
No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out... oh, god, the screaming... the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!
WHY CAN'T I FORGET THE WORDS???
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
Do not use the cables!
If there is one cable I would whole-heartedly trust to my Chimera-hunting needs, this would be the cable. No other cable has the tensile strength to properly and efficiently garrote a lycanthrope, asphyxiate an Esquilax or even gag a mermaid. Last week, using my trusty AudioQuest K2 (retrofitted with lead weights, bright orange latex paint and a generous coating of crushed glass stolen from the window of an abandoned church at midnight), I managed to snuff 3 golden unicorns in swift succession!
Pros: Quickly tears through scales, fur, bone, and adamantium with ease
Coils and uncoils from hip holster (optional) quickly and quietly
For a product fabricated from 1,000 Onyx Dragon fetuses, the price is unbelievably reasonable!
Cons: Shipping from the R'lyeh took far too long
Doesn't come in 10' lengths (which would be perfect for hydra, cerberii and other multi-headed creatures)
After every use, I can feel 6 ounces of my soul slipping from my core into the ether. But this may be due to the fact that I prefer to work without gloves. YMMV.
Overall, I would recommend that any hunter buy one, nay, two, of these immediately, and experience the difference that upgrading to the K2 will make in your next quest!
Pros: Quickly tears through scales, fur, bone, and adamantium with ease
Coils and uncoils from hip holster (optional) quickly and quietly
For a product fabricated from 1,000 Onyx Dragon fetuses, the price is unbelievably reasonable!
Cons: Shipping from the R'lyeh took far too long
Doesn't come in 10' lengths (which would be perfect for hydra, cerberii and other multi-headed creatures)
After every use, I can feel 6 ounces of my soul slipping from my core into the ether. But this may be due to the fact that I prefer to work without gloves. YMMV.
Overall, I would recommend that any hunter buy one, nay, two, of these immediately, and experience the difference that upgrading to the K2 will make in your next quest!
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12-04-2010, 12:18 AM
#4951
Lots of sellers are complaining about the new shipping details thing eBay is doing. When listing an item now you have to be careful and give yourself a pillow for shipping. I usually say 3 days handling time, but 9 times out of 10 I ship the same day. eBay takes the handling time and the estimated transit time for the service they choose to give the buyer an estimated delivery date. They've been bitching on the forums about it since they started doing it. I've never had a problem with a buyer complaining about shipping times, but it seems that lots of these guys are getting bad feedbacks on a regular basis since it started.
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12-04-2010, 03:57 AM
#4952
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Birmingham Alabama
Posts: 7,930
Total Cats: 45
OMFG!!! I dare you to watch the whole thing. And no, you can't turn the volume on mute.
http://www.break.com/cue-the-cuervo/...-floyd-1961810
My face literally hurts from the faces I've been making. Like I just discovered a 3 week dead body in the bathtub.
The terrible-ness only compounds on itself... WTF!
2:53 FTW!
I couldn't fake the clapping at the end.
http://www.break.com/cue-the-cuervo/...-floyd-1961810
My face literally hurts from the faces I've been making. Like I just discovered a 3 week dead body in the bathtub.
The terrible-ness only compounds on itself... WTF!
2:53 FTW!
I couldn't fake the clapping at the end.
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12-04-2010, 05:01 PM
#4957
Boost Pope
iTrader: (8)
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Chicago. (The less-murder part.)
Posts: 33,033
Total Cats: 6,598
I am posting this from a phone.
(Finally, I feel like one of the cool kids.)
Oh, and NA6C-Guy, that was basically as close as I can imagine to 2 Floyds 1 cup.
(****, it's hard to type pn this tiny-*** little keyboard. I feel like my thumbs are the size of sausages.)
(Finally, I feel like one of the cool kids.)
Oh, and NA6C-Guy, that was basically as close as I can imagine to 2 Floyds 1 cup.
(****, it's hard to type pn this tiny-*** little keyboard. I feel like my thumbs are the size of sausages.)
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