these pretzals are MAKING me thirsty

 

Is it lunch time yet? I'm listening to Jason Mraz, does that make me gay?
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Going to Louisianna for the weekend. It's about damn time I got some crawfish this season.

I forgot my phone at home yesterday. It sucked.

 

Damn it's windy today. I need to change my oil but i don't think I can do it without looking like a fudge striped cookie.

 

My throat hurts and i'm tired.

 

Post 100!

 

I already told you it does.

 

A man wakes up in a suitcase on a rooftop after years of mysterious captivity. As he seeks out the truth, he teams up and falls in love with a younger woman. He has sex with her. Then, as we learn, he’s been hypnotized to fall in love with his own daughter – and thus he has unwillingly had sex with her. A second twist comes when the guy decides to erase his memories so he can continue to love and have sex with his daughter.
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I just watched this movie the other night, and wow, what an ending. This movie shouldn’t have been that good, with mediocre special effects and overblown acting (not to mention it’s a film about random monsters from another dimension), but it is. And the capper: an utterly depressing ending. Thomas Jane’s truck runs out of gas, leaving the five survivors, including his son, stranded in the middle of the mist, which has apparently taken over the entire world. With no chance of survivor, he turns to his gun, which only has four bullets left. He kills the other four people, including his own son, and then steps outside. A minute later, the army shows up and the mist begins to clear. Had he waited a minute longer, he wouldn’t have had to murder his only child! Ouch!

 

If you’ve seen the original, European version, you’ll know what I mean; if you’ve only seen the American version, where the main character escapes from the monster-filled caves, you won’t. While we get to see the woman escape from the cave, drive away and so on and so forth, that escape is actually in her head – she’s still miles underground, surrounded by the creatures that are going to kill her.

 

So what do you do when you wake up and your ***** is touching your vagina??

 

i dont know. ask it:

 

How's that Chicago sound track?
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^^

I hate people that listen to bits and pieces of songs, and ringtones on their cell phones out loud in the train.

 

Chicago the ROCK band you dumbass!





now:


Chorus 2X
Put ya sign in they face,gang sign in they face,
put ya sign in they face,gang sign in they face,
make them ****** fight,What?!?!?,make them hoes fight
make them ****** fight,What?!?!?,make them hoes fight

Gangsta Boo
if you bitches aint scared punt a bitch right to the floor,
tell her she belong below under shoes where roaches go,
hoe im ready if you ready tell me what you wanna do,
to the lovely gangsta boo, buck as **** i thought you knew,
put my sign up in your face,leave ya stank without a trace,
you aint buck bitch i saw your stankin *** yesterday,
tuck your chain,hold your weave cuz im comin in the crowd,
bo'in ****** in the mouth,slammin bitches to the ground

Lord Infamous
i see them from the stage,angry faces fighting in the corner,
full of marijuana,****** in the middle in a trauma,
while they throwin bo's they snatching hoes,they stalkin in a coma,
any thick or fine bitch come on through a ***** all up on a,
some trick done got mad, and ran to the wagon grabbed the 12 gauge pump,
probly full of numby numb, that coke and rum and getting dumb,
guards are bailin through the ****** shootin,runnin to the rover,
****** catchin heat from slugs,****** gettin trampled over,clubs buck as a
muthafucka

Repeat Chorus 2X

Juicy J
now i got you bitches hot, platinum mouthin on the spot,
mad because they tapes dont sell,so they start that slangin rocks,
bring your *** to north memphis,killas hangin,****** pimpin,
playas on them cards flippin,choppin dope up in the kitchen,
anna always keep it real,way before a record deal,
so ***** dont hate on me cuz juicy j be gettin his mills,
clean that mug up off your face unless you wanna catch that case,
***** **** what your in,whose your kind,and **** yo friends

DJ Paul
***** you claimin sett throwin,showing signs,you aint knowin
look inside,your face is plain as day,and no hoe will show it,
bitch im down with the same gang you claim but i will **** you up,
hoe it aint the same off in them thangs, i dont give a ****,
put some in your liver,so chillin when in the studio,
***** hot in the liver watch you run like a bitch,hoe still i bet you know,
packin automatics for that static that you stressin punk,
acting like you want some of that 6,but you scared to jump

Repeat Chorus

Koopsta Knicca
***** callin on some songs aint no fun on my weekend,
aint no ****** smilin faces, aint no friends up on this man,
its the fizz that keeps me cool,should security bring the news,
should i fight all night,anyway thats how i pay my dues,
do you feel it is it there,smack that bitch up with that chair,
when you see me over there raise your hands up in the air,
**** this, this aint no rosewood,***** take another route,
slit up,chopped up, buck, lights out

Crunchy Blac
claim what i claim,hang where i hang,
bang what i bang,***** aint no thang,
do what i do,hangin with my crew,
***** i thought you knew,
in your hood,throwin our setts,
mean ****** mug,***** dont disrespect,
get in our way,guns will spray, ez come ***** anyday

Repeat Chorus Til Fade

 

I be sitting here watching Inglourious Bastards...again. I dunno what I think about it. The movie starts off all kick ***...the plot builds and then something happens...like I expected more. Oh well.

On my other TV....I am watching DISH Earth...a channel dedicated to a camera out on one of out satellites 22,000 miles out in orbit just simply watching the world. This channel is kinda fun when you DVR 10 hours of it and speed it up 300x....you can watch clouds move and the sun's light move across the planet.

 

This is going to be the biggest post farm for noobs ever.

 

 

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