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Apr 30, 2010 | 02:40 PM

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The bill, which is headed to the governor for his signature, clarifies that people who run over and kill bears or deer to keep the animals

Ohio has had that for a while. Not bears, but deer. You gotta notify a deputy or a warden, but other than that, the carcass is yours.

Page 61 of the Digest of Ohio Motor Vehicle Laws:

WHAT TO DO IN CASE YOU HIT A DEER
If you hit a deer and cause its death, you may take possession of the deer by
law, as long as you report the collision to a game protector or other law
enforcement officer within 24 hours. The protector or officer will then investigate
and issue a certificate entitling you to the carcass. It is illegal to take a deer
carcass without reporting it.

Who here thinks that if you were to hit a deer with a Miata, your first thought would be "Mmmmm... dinner"?

Apr 30, 2010 | 02:43 PM

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Apr 30, 2010 | 02:49 PM

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It's okay, im currently shopping for a 2.5" exhaust to replace my 3"

My name is Scott and I like slow cars.
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Apr 30, 2010 | 02:49 PM

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Now why would you wanna do that?

Because now that Austrailia has banned cigarette makers from putting their brand name on cigarette packages, in loo of horrific images, I want to downgrade to 2.5"

Apr 30, 2010 | 02:53 PM

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I'm going to get my tires rebalanced now. I feel sorry for Michael J Fox.
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Apr 30, 2010 | 02:54 PM

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really?! why?

Apr 30, 2010 | 02:54 PM

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hi pooper!! why are you so stinky and disgusting? you looked so sweet and innocent this morning when you were laying on my pillow. why do your rub your poopy butt on my stuff?

These words were just spoken to my cat.

You're weird.

Apr 30, 2010 | 02:58 PM

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i found this song on youtube watching another video. i cant stop listening to it...... 2 min in is where it gets really good.

Apr 30, 2010 | 03:00 PM

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really?! why?

Uncontrolable shaking sucks.
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Apr 30, 2010 | 03:05 PM

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You're weird.

oh yeah?

how about a cat, sitting under a framed Godfather print holding a cat?

and this guy thinks it smells good:

Apr 30, 2010 | 03:09 PM

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Quote:

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It's okay, im currently shopping for a 2.5" exhaust to replace my 3"

Why?

Apr 30, 2010 | 03:10 PM

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Why?

see post #84

Apr 30, 2010 | 03:12 PM

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My old room mate's cat would use the carpet as her personal toilet paper. Her name was Trouble.

Apr 30, 2010 | 03:13 PM

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see post #84

Is this about the whole "my dd should be more comfortable" thing?

Apr 30, 2010 | 03:17 PM

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Quote:

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Why?

Quote:

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yes [I miss it as a DD]. I've been "downgrading" my car over the last year to make it a big GT summer cruiser

exhaust and clutch are next to get swapped out in the coming months.

That's from the "do you miss your race miata as a DD." thread

Apr 30, 2010 | 03:19 PM

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Few things are more funny than a cat doing the ***-drag. I have gone as far as putting a piece of tape under my cat's tail to induce teh funnies.

Apr 30, 2010 | 03:20 PM

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Is this about the whole "my dd should be more gay" thing?

Fixed
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Apr 30, 2010 | 03:21 PM

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Who here thinks that if you were to hit a deer with a Miata, your first thought would be "Mmmmm... dinner"?

If my head wasn't taken off when it slid up my hood and into the car with me, it may be my second thought after "goddamn it, my car!" Might as well try to make something positive out of the situation.

Apr 30, 2010 | 03:31 PM

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My little brother hit a deer recently in my dad's truck. I believe the conversation went something like this:

Brother: Dad, I know you told me to be careful with the truck, but I...hit a deer.
Dad: ****! Seriously? God damnit! Are you ok?
Brother:Yeah.
Dad:What happened?
Brother: The damn thing just jumped out at me. It actually hit the side of the truck, so it totally wasn't my fault.
Dad: Is it dead?
Brother: Yeah.
Dad: Throw it in the back, I'll see you when you get home.
-click-

True story

Apr 30, 2010 | 03:38 PM

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True story

I worked at a place with a bunch of sheet metal welders. One hit a turkey or something on the way to work. He fabbed up a grill real quick and the ****** was lunch.

I go to dine at a place that used to make a salad with a whole blackened and barbecued quail perched right up on top of it. ******* epic and succulent. Made me want to go get some quail and make them up with hot wing sauce some day.

I'm hungry now.