How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
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Page 61 of the Digest of Ohio Motor Vehicle Laws:
WHAT TO DO IN CASE YOU HIT A DEER
If you hit a deer and cause its death, you may take possession of the deer by
law, as long as you report the collision to a game protector or other law
enforcement officer within 24 hours. The protector or officer will then investigate
and issue a certificate entitling you to the carcass. It is illegal to take a deer
carcass without reporting it.
Who here thinks that if you were to hit a deer with a Miata, your first thought would be "Mmmmm... dinner"?
If you hit a deer and cause its death, you may take possession of the deer by
law, as long as you report the collision to a game protector or other law
enforcement officer within 24 hours. The protector or officer will then investigate
and issue a certificate entitling you to the carcass. It is illegal to take a deer
carcass without reporting it.
#83
My name is Scott and I like slow cars.
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I'm going to get my tires rebalanced now. I feel sorry for Michael J Fox.
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#89
Uncontrolable shaking sucks.
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If my head wasn't taken off when it slid up my hood and into the car with me, it may be my second thought after "goddamn it, my car!" Might as well try to make something positive out of the situation.
#99
My little brother hit a deer recently in my dad's truck. I believe the conversation went something like this:
Brother: Dad, I know you told me to be careful with the truck, but I...hit a deer.
Dad: ****! Seriously? God damnit! Are you ok?
Brother:Yeah.
Dad:What happened?
Brother: The damn thing just jumped out at me. It actually hit the side of the truck, so it totally wasn't my fault.
Dad: Is it dead?
Brother: Yeah.
Dad: Throw it in the back, I'll see you when you get home.
-click-
True story
Brother: Dad, I know you told me to be careful with the truck, but I...hit a deer.
Dad: ****! Seriously? God damnit! Are you ok?
Brother:Yeah.
Dad:What happened?
Brother: The damn thing just jumped out at me. It actually hit the side of the truck, so it totally wasn't my fault.
Dad: Is it dead?
Brother: Yeah.
Dad: Throw it in the back, I'll see you when you get home.
-click-
True story
#100
I worked at a place with a bunch of sheet metal welders. One hit a turkey or something on the way to work. He fabbed up a grill real quick and the ****** was lunch.
I go to dine at a place that used to make a salad with a whole blackened and barbecued quail perched right up on top of it. ******* epic and succulent. Made me want to go get some quail and make them up with hot wing sauce some day.
I'm hungry now.
I go to dine at a place that used to make a salad with a whole blackened and barbecued quail perched right up on top of it. ******* epic and succulent. Made me want to go get some quail and make them up with hot wing sauce some day.
I'm hungry now.