Oh how I miss that Hustler ^

I knew you ran a bar

I didn't know you ran a bar with a glory hole under it.

In the approximate words of PJ O'Rourke -

When a handful of your abdominal tissue is the only thing that stands between mankind and the fate of the Pterodactyl, nothing in life is a laughing matter.

At work today we tried to get the ups guy to do a burnout in the big delivery truck, he attempted but the truck couldnt do it. probably one of the funniest things i have ever seen though.

no vids?

no we are all worthless because we no take video.

sounds right.

After spending the week ------- with Oracle Database 11g I finally got it installed and semi working. I can no say I have had a productive day. Now to just go home and pull my motor and hope my new oil pump is in.

Bought a growler... errr. *refilled my growler about 5 hours ago.

Drunk now.

Feels good.

got the prosport gauge hooked up to the lc-1 and i works. my gauges match again :party:

:party:

I got your envelope today. I say "envelope" because that's all that was in the USPS body-bag of destroyed mail. Thanks for trying, lol.

I have now hit the nitro tap of 7.5% imperial red 5 times. Drunk now. Feel good. Two of the three growlers I have not used in 7 years in the glass recycling bin at the curb. The third is simply too badass to recycle.

Looking forward to another Sr. System Administrator day of sweet $8/hr north carolina nectar? Sorry, Sr. Oracle DBA $8/hr. When your clearance comes through I will give you a job in DC for $9/hr and you can pull my motor on weekends



Also

Faeflolra is

ENFP bitjses

How did i know that vash was infj. I used to be infj and then i got brain surgery and become a man

And good fukking god I remmeber when I first installed oracle in 1999.

The oracle admin handed me an "oracle cookbook" which was 60 pages of step by step instructions. On solaris.. back when sun pwned the datacenter.

Of course, our oracle admin was joe perez sized. jolly feller, just like joe. he always wore a red shirt. he also made what was it. $80/hr i think. whee. my coworkers were absolutely shocked and terrified when they realized the mercedez benz in the parking lot with the license plate SATAN was mine. the end

damn that story sucked

I would add something, but that about sums it up.

Are you being serious bro, it took that long to get from Ohio to Texas. I think I could have walked it to you faster. And they fucked it up and lost the bolts that were inside. Stupid ------- post office

foiled by the autosorter! I hope you didn't mail them like you do a letter.

You sent bolts in an envelope?

At least you should have used a padded one, it could still go first class if under 13oz.