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Vashthestampede 07-03-2012 11:30 AM

Welp. Looks like I have an ulcer.

So much for getting ---- faced tomorrow.

Oscar 07-03-2012 05:47 PM

Car's packed with spare parts, tools, fuel jugs and tent. Miata cleaned/waxed and checked. Ready for a 9-5 open pitlane trackday tomorrow :yippee:

redturbomiata 07-03-2012 07:38 PM

I love how my family borrows my car and bring it back on E. I love a good game of see if I can make it to the gas station.

chpmnsws6 07-03-2012 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by redturbomiata (Post 898924)
I love how my family borrows my car and bring it back on E. I love a good game of see if I can make it to the gas station.

Get a real clutch. They'll never want to drive it again.

redturbomiata 07-03-2012 07:54 PM

My dad has a center force mechanical clutch in his cobra. I don't think they make one that stiff for a miata

viperormiata 07-04-2012 12:35 AM


Originally Posted by Oscar (Post 898898)
My butt is packed with spare parts, tools, fuel jugs and tent. Bunghole was cleaned/waxed and checked. Ready for a 9-5 open pitlane deposits tomorrow :yippee:

Oh you are so nasty :party:

Pen2_the_penguin 07-04-2012 01:51 AM

Took a night cruise through the city streets, came across a mini that had a california vanity plate "sosrry", nice bbs wheels, and it was a S model at an empty dark intersection, so I thought I was in for some good ole shenanigans from the light to the next red. As I pull up, I rev the car a little, seeing if they would bite. Appears he was busy douching it to his dubstep, so I rev harder to use the hks bov as a "HEY LETS DO SOME BAD STUFF". He sees me, and as I get ready to launch with a ---- eating grin on my face, he does something I didnt expect...


...The turn lane got green first and he crossed over in front of me and flipped a bitch.


...thats what he meant by so sorry.

Oscar 07-04-2012 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 898998)
Oh you are so nasty :party:

Your mouth awaits my deposit :party:

redturbomiata 07-05-2012 09:33 PM

Sitting on the side of the road waiting for a truck and trailer, vlsd finally let go.

Faeflora 07-05-2012 09:49 PM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 899008)
Took a night cruise through the city streets, came across a mini that had a california vanity plate "sosrry", nice bbs wheels, and it was a S model at an empty dark intersection, so I thought I was in for some good ole shenanigans from the light to the next red. As I pull up, I rev the car a little, seeing if they would bite. Appears he was busy douching it to his dubstep, so I rev harder to use the hks bov as a "HEY LETS DO SOME BAD STUFF". He sees me, and as I get ready to launch with a ---- eating grin on my face, he does something I didnt expect...


...The turn lane got green first and he crossed over in front of me and flipped a bitch.


...thats what he meant by so sorry.

don worry i will snuggle you

btw plz more details on womens

i am bringing part of my stripper harem out west but not enough

need more biddys

Pen2_the_penguin 07-06-2012 02:51 AM


Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 899702)
don worry i will snuggle you

btw plz more details on womens

i am bringing part of my stripper harem out west but not enough

need more biddys

when you get unbanned we will snuggle and talk tenderly about that subject.

pusha 07-06-2012 12:26 PM

I'm pretty sure Faeflora has been peed on during some sort of freaky sex ritual at least twice in his life

Doppelgänger 07-06-2012 03:18 PM

Currently warpping up watching porn at work for the day.....as part of my job.


Suck it.

NA6C-Guy 07-06-2012 04:27 PM

Random thought. Cookies and creme Muscle Milk tastes better than regular chocolate. I had been a chocolate guy for so long, but now I know what I've been missing.

This could be horribly twisted around to sound sexual...

viperormiata 07-06-2012 05:19 PM

I'm sure I'm not the only one who is noticing all the commercials with dubstep.

Kill it off fast? This is the way to do it.

Oscar 07-06-2012 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 900032)
Currently warpping up watching porn at work for the day.....as part of my job.


Suck it.

I got drunk and ate on the company's dime. You suck it

viperormiata 07-06-2012 05:42 PM

I get free beer at work and am allowed to walk around with it whenever I want.

Too bad I don't drink, lol

Oscar, you're never on the chat anymore. I miss you <3

pusha 07-06-2012 05:49 PM

I liked Barack Obama's page on my buddy's FB and he's flipping a shit.

omg this is great

Oscar 07-06-2012 06:29 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 900106)
I get free beer at work and am allowed to walk around with it whenever I want.

Too bad I don't drink, lol

Oscar, you're never on the chat anymore. I miss you <3

We just have Friday afternoon drinks here in the centre of the Hague. Nice weather, terrace, womans. It's all good.

We should talk again soon. I'm barely online anymore now that I work 40+ hours a week and I'm tired like a bitch every night.

y8s 07-06-2012 08:06 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 900072)
Random thought. Cookies and creme Muscle Milk tastes better than regular chocolate. I had been a chocolate guy for so long, but now I know what I've been missing.

This could be horribly twisted around to sound sexual...

the vanilla creme is pretty decent too. I need to get that stuff over this other crap I have now.


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