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Vashthestampede Jul 3, 2012 11:30 AM

Welp. Looks like I have an ulcer.

So much for getting ---- faced tomorrow.

Oscar Jul 3, 2012 05:47 PM

Car's packed with spare parts, tools, fuel jugs and tent. Miata cleaned/waxed and checked. Ready for a 9-5 open pitlane trackday tomorrow :yippee:

redturbomiata Jul 3, 2012 07:38 PM

I love how my family borrows my car and bring it back on E. I love a good game of see if I can make it to the gas station.

chpmnsws6 Jul 3, 2012 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by redturbomiata (Post 898924)
I love how my family borrows my car and bring it back on E. I love a good game of see if I can make it to the gas station.

Get a real clutch. They'll never want to drive it again.

redturbomiata Jul 3, 2012 07:54 PM

My dad has a center force mechanical clutch in his cobra. I don't think they make one that stiff for a miata

viperormiata Jul 4, 2012 12:35 AM


Originally Posted by Oscar (Post 898898)
My butt is packed with spare parts, tools, fuel jugs and tent. Bunghole was cleaned/waxed and checked. Ready for a 9-5 open pitlane deposits tomorrow :yippee:

Oh you are so nasty :party:

Pen2_the_penguin Jul 4, 2012 01:51 AM

Took a night cruise through the city streets, came across a mini that had a california vanity plate "sosrry", nice bbs wheels, and it was a S model at an empty dark intersection, so I thought I was in for some good ole shenanigans from the light to the next red. As I pull up, I rev the car a little, seeing if they would bite. Appears he was busy douching it to his dubstep, so I rev harder to use the hks bov as a "HEY LETS DO SOME BAD STUFF". He sees me, and as I get ready to launch with a ---- eating grin on my face, he does something I didnt expect...


...The turn lane got green first and he crossed over in front of me and flipped a bitch.


...thats what he meant by so sorry.

Oscar Jul 4, 2012 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 898998)
Oh you are so nasty :party:

Your mouth awaits my deposit :party:

redturbomiata Jul 5, 2012 09:33 PM

Sitting on the side of the road waiting for a truck and trailer, vlsd finally let go.

Faeflora Jul 5, 2012 09:49 PM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 899008)
Took a night cruise through the city streets, came across a mini that had a california vanity plate "sosrry", nice bbs wheels, and it was a S model at an empty dark intersection, so I thought I was in for some good ole shenanigans from the light to the next red. As I pull up, I rev the car a little, seeing if they would bite. Appears he was busy douching it to his dubstep, so I rev harder to use the hks bov as a "HEY LETS DO SOME BAD STUFF". He sees me, and as I get ready to launch with a ---- eating grin on my face, he does something I didnt expect...


...The turn lane got green first and he crossed over in front of me and flipped a bitch.


...thats what he meant by so sorry.

don worry i will snuggle you

btw plz more details on womens

i am bringing part of my stripper harem out west but not enough

need more biddys

Pen2_the_penguin Jul 6, 2012 02:51 AM


Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 899702)
don worry i will snuggle you

btw plz more details on womens

i am bringing part of my stripper harem out west but not enough

need more biddys

when you get unbanned we will snuggle and talk tenderly about that subject.

pusha Jul 6, 2012 12:26 PM

I'm pretty sure Faeflora has been peed on during some sort of freaky sex ritual at least twice in his life

Doppelgänger Jul 6, 2012 03:18 PM

Currently warpping up watching porn at work for the day.....as part of my job.


Suck it.

NA6C-Guy Jul 6, 2012 04:27 PM

Random thought. Cookies and creme Muscle Milk tastes better than regular chocolate. I had been a chocolate guy for so long, but now I know what I've been missing.

This could be horribly twisted around to sound sexual...

viperormiata Jul 6, 2012 05:19 PM

I'm sure I'm not the only one who is noticing all the commercials with dubstep.

Kill it off fast? This is the way to do it.

Oscar Jul 6, 2012 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 900032)
Currently warpping up watching porn at work for the day.....as part of my job.


Suck it.

I got drunk and ate on the company's dime. You suck it

viperormiata Jul 6, 2012 05:42 PM

I get free beer at work and am allowed to walk around with it whenever I want.

Too bad I don't drink, lol

Oscar, you're never on the chat anymore. I miss you <3

pusha Jul 6, 2012 05:49 PM

I liked Barack Obama's page on my buddy's FB and he's flipping a shit.

omg this is great

Oscar Jul 6, 2012 06:29 PM


Originally Posted by viperormiata (Post 900106)
I get free beer at work and am allowed to walk around with it whenever I want.

Too bad I don't drink, lol

Oscar, you're never on the chat anymore. I miss you <3

We just have Friday afternoon drinks here in the centre of the Hague. Nice weather, terrace, womans. It's all good.

We should talk again soon. I'm barely online anymore now that I work 40+ hours a week and I'm tired like a bitch every night.

y8s Jul 6, 2012 08:06 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 900072)
Random thought. Cookies and creme Muscle Milk tastes better than regular chocolate. I had been a chocolate guy for so long, but now I know what I've been missing.

This could be horribly twisted around to sound sexual...

the vanilla creme is pretty decent too. I need to get that stuff over this other crap I have now.


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