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dk wolf 11-07-2012 04:48 AM


Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 947170)
Gipsy Kings???? 0330?????? Demitasses??? Creatine???????

Who are you DK? We need to be facebook friends. You turn me on.

Typically I wake up at 9, check my email on my phone, go back to sleep. Wake up again at 1130 and kiss my fresh biddy of the week. Or if I am alone then I masturbate. Then I take some L-Argenine and eat a light lunch, websurf, play some music, do a little business work, work on some art, and go do crossfit around 5pm. If I am at a girl's house typically I take them to lunch. I do preworkout with NO Xplode. I won't get into my evenings.

I'm just some north african fuck trapped in the mentality of a elitist muslim american who likes redneck shit and getting his ass educated. Taking care of my body is only a by-product of my constant everyday motivation for success. If it wasn't for working out, I can comfortably say that my motivation wouldn't be anywhere near as high as it is now.


no Xplode doesn't jive with me very well. My best pre-workout experience has been C4 from cellucor... if I don't work out, my skin starts to itch terribly, and only goes away the second I exert myself.

sixshooter 11-07-2012 08:34 AM


Originally Posted by dk wolf (Post 947289)
... if I don't work out, my skin starts to itch terribly,

Sounds like opiate withdrawal.

petrolmed 11-07-2012 08:55 AM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 947178)
^ who the fuck is that you quoted?

You're serious right now aren't you? lol!


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 946347)
Cool story bro...
Who?


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 946547)
YEAH I KNOW! WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!
Still, who the hell is that?


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 946910)
^^^^^^
Who is this motherf**ker?
lol


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 946914)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
I dont remember, and I don't want to click the previous page link.


miata2fast 11-07-2012 09:26 AM


Originally Posted by petrolmed (Post 947318)
You're serious right now aren't you? lol!

LOL. Two miataturbo members flirting. :makeout:

Doppelgänger 11-07-2012 09:27 AM

Who the fuck is petrolmed?

Gryff 11-07-2012 09:54 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 947331)
Who the fuck is petrolmed?

What the fuck are you talking about dude....

Pen2_the_penguin 11-07-2012 03:03 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 947331)
Who the fuck is petrolmed?

who the fuck is that?

Gryff 11-07-2012 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by pen2_the_penguin (Post 947502)
who the fuck is that?

42?

Joe Perez 11-07-2012 03:47 PM

So, without telling me who actually won the presidential election, can anybody tell me whether the results of the election itself have actually been deemed to be final and uncontested?

Please no spoilers. I am conducting a scientific experiment which requires that I remain ignorant as to the identity of the president-elect. Violators will be banned, and I am not kidding. I haven't listened to the radio, visited any internet news sites, or even looked in the direction of a newspaper vending machine in two days. I'm even averting my gaze from the "New Posts" section of forums just to be safe.

mgeoffriau 11-07-2012 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 947522)
So, without telling me who actually won the presidential election, can anybody tell me whether the results of the election itself have actually been deemed to be final and uncontested?

Please no spoilers. I am conducting a scientific experiment which requires that I remain ignorant as to the identity of the president-elect. Violators will be banned, and I am not kidding. I haven't listened to the radio, visited any internet news sites, or even looked in the direction of a newspaper vending machine in two days. I'm even averting my gaze from the "New Posts" section of forums just to be safe.

One presidential candidate has definitely called the other presidential candidate to concede the election, and has delivered a public concession speech. Barring some kind of discovery of massive voter fraud, yes, the election is final and uncontested.

Joe Perez 11-07-2012 03:54 PM

DAMMIT!

I just realized that by asking that very question, I have potentially compromised the experiment. What the hell was I thinking?

Actually, I'm not sure about that. This gets into some metaphysical territory...


edit: No, I think I'm good. Enough time has elapsed, and even now I continue to be personally unaware of the actual outcome of the election, only that from the point of view of another observer at a different location, the election has been revolved.


Now I just have to wait a year or two for the data to become available.

mgeoffriau 11-07-2012 04:03 PM

Schrödinger's president?

Gryff 11-07-2012 04:03 PM

May we inquire into the purpose of said experiment?

Joe Perez 11-07-2012 06:23 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 947531)
Schrödinger's president?

Exactly.

So long as I don't observe the results of the election, both Obama and Romney are simultaneously the President-elect. And if I can somehow manage to remain ignorant through next January, we should, in theory, wind up with two presidents at the same time.

I just need to wait a year or two for new high-school history books to be printed, and see if they contain any notes concerning a highly unusual outcome to the 2012 election.

The only thing that concerns me is that I am travelling to NYC tomorrow, where I will be working in the same facility as both CBS 880 and 1010WINS, which are the two biggest news stations in the country. I fear the possibility of inadvertent exposure.

petrolmed 11-07-2012 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Gryff (Post 947517)
42?

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And good luck remaining uninformed Joe, your job is not going to make it easy on you. I'm equally curious in the experiment just to see how long one can go without discovering the results by happenstance.

mx5autoxer 11-08-2012 12:04 AM

"Who the fuck is..."

This is gonna turn into one of those "Because Racecar" things.

Gryff 11-08-2012 12:05 AM

Zoidberg won! Zoidberg 2012!

Pen2_the_penguin 11-08-2012 01:42 AM


Originally Posted by mx5autoxer (Post 947659)
"Who the fuck is..."

This is gonna turn into one of those "Because Racecar" things.

How so? All I wanted was to know who the fuck petrololdumbdumbderka or whoever the fuck he is, was.

miata2fast 11-08-2012 07:29 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 947567)
Exactly.

So long as I don't observe the results of the election, both Obama and Romney are simultaneously the President-elect. And if I can somehow manage to remain ignorant through next January, we should, in theory, wind up with two presidents at the same time.

I just need to wait a year or two for new high-school history books to be printed, and see if they contain any notes concerning a highly unusual outcome to the 2012 election.

The only thing that concerns me is that I am travelling to NYC tomorrow, where I will be working in the same facility as both CBS 880 and 1010WINS, which are the two biggest news stations in the country. I fear the possibility of inadvertent exposure.

Hmmm....Why do I get the feeling that this experiment is actually being conducted on us??

Godless Commie 11-08-2012 08:22 AM

Here's a helpful tip for mt.net users:

Do make sure there is nothing on the keyboard area of your laptop before you slam it shut. Like, your phone, for instance..

The shattered screen then looks exactly like what your parents have been trying to describe what Woodstock felt and looked like back in the day.

The very funky, and yet completely useless monitor looks very cool, and yet you somehow can't help but think it would even be cooler if it was someone else's monitor that got busted.


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