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Old Mar 27, 2013 | 08:05 AM
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They still make the T1R? Why would you buy that crap tire?
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If I am ever given the task of coming up with a catchy street name for an illicit drug, I'm going to name it Pole.
Apparently Planet Fitness has banned dead lifts. Y8s and I did them anyways last night, but we came up with a new name for them in case we were hassled; I was calling them megasquirts. I can't remember y8s suggestion.
Old Mar 27, 2013 | 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
Apparently Planet Fitness has banned dead lifts. Y8s and I did them anyways last night, but we came up with a new name for them in case we were hassled; I was calling them megasquirts. I can't remember y8s suggestion.
That is because planet fitness is a shitty gym. They do not carry heavy weights and do not like people actually lifting. The local ones also have random pizza nights to keep fat people happy. I would highly suggest finding a real gym to go to instead.
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They carry heavey enough weights. Up to 50lb. dumbells and they have plently of 45lbs weights to stack on bars.

they do do pizza on teh first monday of every month and it's the best policy i've ever heard of.

planet fitness is also $10 a month to recieve the exact same service as the next cheapest gym in the area at $65 a month.

Stop being a Lunk.
Old Mar 27, 2013 | 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
They still make the T1R? Why would you buy that crap tire?
Why "crap"? Personal opinion, or documented comparison?
Old Mar 27, 2013 | 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Godless Commie
Why "crap"? Personal opinion, or documented comparison?
Both.
Old Mar 27, 2013 | 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
Apparently Planet Fitness has banned dead lifts. Y8s and I did them anyways last night, but we came up with a new name for them in case we were hassled; I was calling them megasquirts. I can't remember y8s suggestion.



I have already emailed and chatted with Corporate Douchebaggery by suggesting that they should ban BICEP CURLS which are truly worthless for anyone other than meatheads. They were no help.

I think the solution is to buy my own bumper plates and do **** in my basement and then go to PF and drop weights, grunt, and make a scene so they kick me out.
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Originally Posted by y8s



I have already emailed and chatted with Corporate Douchebaggery by suggesting that they should ban BICEP CURLS which are truly worthless for anyone other than meatheads. They were no help.

I think the solution is to buy my own bumper plates and do **** in my basement and then go to PF and drop weights, grunt, and make a scene so they kick me out.
Who the ***** lifts in a ****-hole like that?
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BTW, my new favorite forum game is telling people I will "ban you and your family if you XYZ again". I highly recommend it.
Old Mar 27, 2013 | 12:50 PM
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I am proud to say I have no idea what a dead lift or what a power clean is.
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I will be sure to "XYZ" excessively in the future.
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Originally Posted by y8s
I think the solution is to buy my own bumper plates and do **** in my basement and then go to PF and drop weights, grunt, and make a scene so they kick me out.
I love my gym. Dumbells up to 200lb's, deadlifts are encouraged, you can move any bar to any rack or bench and do whatever you want, grunt as loud as you want. Just clean it up when you're done and don't hog anything. I need to ask the owner about bringing in my own bumper plates for clean/******.

The owner lifts there and competes in jui jitsu tournaments. They have an area with mats and everyone is free to roll around whenever they want.
Old Mar 27, 2013 | 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by shuiend
That is because planet fitness is a shitty gym. They do not carry heavy weights and do not like people actually lifting. The local ones also have random pizza nights to keep fat people happy. I would highly suggest finding a real gym to go to instead.
Do you even lift?
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Originally Posted by hustler
Who the ***** lifts in a ****-hole like that?
Braineack and Y8s.

Originally Posted by Enginerd
Do you even lift?
Nope.
Old Mar 27, 2013 | 02:52 PM
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What's the justification for no deadlifts? Too much grunting and people dropping the weights from waist-height disturbing the people sitting on their stationary bikes while chatting on their phones?

Note to the latter: if you can carry on a normal conversation in the middle of a workout, you are doing it wrong.
Old Mar 27, 2013 | 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Scrappy Jack
What's the justification for no deadlifts? Too much grunting and people dropping the weights from waist-height disturbing the people sitting on their stationary bikes while chatting on their phones?

Note to the latter: if you can carry on a normal conversation in the middle of a workout, you are doing it wrong.
damage to the equipment and floor, along with being a complete douche and without gaining any health benefit from a deadlift.
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Old Mar 27, 2013 | 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Scrappy Jack
What's the justification for no deadlifts? Too much grunting and people dropping the weights from waist-height disturbing the people sitting on their stationary bikes while chatting on their phones?

Note to the latter: if you can carry on a normal conversation in the middle of a workout, you are doing it wrong.
People who actually lift are not the target market for Planet Fitness.
Old Mar 27, 2013 | 03:33 PM
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I left the shop early to come home and get my paperwork ready to send to the accountant. Normally, I do my own taxes, but this year with PayPal reporting, I need to keep account of my eBay sales.

So far I haven't touched a thing! I need to do the entire year of 2012 today/tonight to send out by tomorrow. This should be fun. lol
Old Mar 27, 2013 | 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
damage to the equipment and floor, along with being a complete douche and without gaining any health benefit from a deadlift.
What? Strength isn't a health benefit?


Also, the Google Maps car just drove down my street while I was retrieving the mail. I couldn't think of anything funny or interesting to do until it was gone and I had come back inside.
Old Mar 27, 2013 | 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
What? Strength isn't a health benefit?
You dont gain "strength" from a one time lift to a waist, all it does is demonstrate your ability to use the viable muscles in the abs, legs, shoulders, and arms; but it doesnt build it up at all. Dropping it doenst do anything either, because it resets the rep.
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