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I agree wagons are awesome. Impreza wagon is part of my speech lol
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Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass nigga plays his cards right A real gangsta-ass nigga never runs his fuckin mouth Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas don't start fights And niggas always gotta high cap Showin' all his boys how he shot em But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta Cuz gangsta-ass niggas think deep Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7 Cuz real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep And all I gotta say to you Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas 'Cause when the fire dies down what the fuck you gonna do Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Feedin' the poor and helpin out with their bills Although I was born in Jamaica Now I'm in the US makin' deals Damn it feels good to be a gangsta I mean one that you don't really know Ridin' around town in a drop-top Benz Hittin' switches in my black six-fo' Now gangsta-ass niggas come in all shapes and colors Some got killed in the past But this gangtsa here is a smart one Started living for the lord and I last Now all I gotta say to you Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' prankstas When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Damn it feels good to be a gangsta A real gangta-ass nigga knows the play Real gangsta-ass niggas get the flyest of the bitches Ask that gangsta-ass nigga Little Jake Now bitches look at gangsta-ass niggas like a stop sign And play the role of Little Miss Sweet But catch the bitch all alone get the digit take her out and then dump-hittin' the ass with the meat Cuz gangsta-ass niggas be the gang playas And everythings quiet in the clique A gangsta-ass nigga pulls the trigger And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off shit Real gangsta-ass niggas don't talk much All ya hear is the black from the gun blast And real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for shit Cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast Now when you in the free world talkin' shit do the shit Hit the pen and let the mothafuckas shank ya But niggas like myself kick back and peep game Cuz damn it feels good to be a gangsta And now, a word from the President! Damn it feels good to be a gangsta Gettin voted into the White House Everything lookin good to the people of the world But the Mafia family is my boss So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down like lettin' a big drug shipment through And send 'em to the poor community So we can bust you know who So voters of the world keep supportin' me And I promise to take you very far Other leaders better not upset me Or I'll send a million troops to die at war To all you Republicans, that helped me win I sincerely like to thank you Cuz now I got the world swingin' from my nuts And damn it feels good to be a gangsta |
^ Office Space ftmfw
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saab 9-2x
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I don't need to be a global citizen,
'Cause I'm blessed by nationality, I'm a member of a growing populace, We enforce our popularity There are things that seem to pull us under and There are things that drag us down, But there's a power and a vital presence That's lurking all around We've got the American Jesus See him on the interstate, We've got the American Jesus He helped build the president's estate I feel sorry for the earth's population 'Cause so few live in the U.S.A, At least the foreigners can copy our morality, They can visit but they cannot stay, Only precious few can counter the barbarity, It makes us walk with renewed confidence, We've got a place to go when we die And the architect resides right here We've got the American Jesus Bolstering national faith We've got the American Jesus Overwhelming millions every day He's the farmers' barren fields, (In God) He's the force the army wields, (We trust) He's the expression on the faces of the starving millions, (Because he's one of us) The power of the man. (Break down) He's the fuel that drives the Klan, (Cave in) He's the motive and the conscience of the murderer (He can redeem your sin) He's the preacher on TV, (Strong heart) He's the false sincerity, (Clear mind) He's the form letter that's written by the big computer, (And infinitely kind) He's the nuclear bombs, (You lose) He's the kids with no moms (We win) And I'm fearful that he's inside ME (He is our champion) We've got the American Jesus See him on the interstate We've got the American Jesus Exercising his authority We've got the American Jesus Bolstering National faith We've got the American Jesus Overwhelming millions every day One nation under God(x10) |
Krist is a retard, lol |
I love my computer
You make me feel alright Every waking hour and every lonely night I love my computer for all you give to me: predictable errors and no identity And it's never been quite so easy I've never been quite so happy All I need to do is click on you and we'll be joined in the most soul-less way And we'll never ruin each other's day 'cuz when I'm through I just click and you just go away I love my computer you're always in the mood I get so turned on when I turn on you I love my computer you never ask for more You can be a princess or you can be my whore And it's never been quite so easy I've never been quite so happy All I need to do is click on you and we'll be joined in the most soul-less way And we'll never ruin each other's day 'cuz when I'm through I just click and you just go away the world outside's so big but it's safe in my domain Because to you I'm just a number and a clever screen name All I need to do is click on you and we'll be together for eternity And no one is ever gonna take my love from me because I've got security her password and a key |
Originally Posted by SlideRuler
(Post 608376)
^ Office Space ftmfw
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stfu Dopple. I do not like you.
And Bad Religion was my favorite band growing up. Recipe for Hate was the first album I heard by them. |
its all i've listened to at work for the last 2 months, those happened to be the two songs that just played.
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Put twelve 4x8 sheets of 3/4 inch plywood in your Fit and take a fucking picture. You better hurry because the hurricane is coming and you need to board up your windows. You have waited in line for an hour at the lumber store. If you have to make two or three trips there won't be any plywood left. And don't tell me it can't happen because it has happened.
Do that, then we can talk about being just as useful as a full size SUV. Then pull my 3500lb. boat and 1100lb trailer seven hours from Florida to Georgia and back at 75mph. Then pull my wife's 3800lb vehicle on a 850lb tow dolly after she had a head gasket failure 2.5 hrs from home on the way to visit her mother. What's the towing capacity of a Honda Fit? There isn't one. It is designed to tow nothing and approved to tow nothing. Very fucking useful. Source:Edmunds Inside Line I hate idealistic do-gooder kids that insist that they know what is best for everyone else when they are barely old enough to have their own shit figured out. They are typically the ones who push for new laws to restrict the rights of everyone else because they think they have an inside line on "The Truth", whatever the hell that flavor of the day is... Did you know SUVs were popularized by the government passing laws that interfered with the free market and consumer choice initially? F-ing do-gooders said "even though there are plenty of choices in both big and small cars we need to force people to drive more fuel efficient cars against their will." CAFE standards were introduced and automakers had to drop station wagons and large full sized cars from their lineups. Trucks (and likewise SUVs) were exempt from the harsh standards and consumers flocked to them as an alternative to replace the usefulness if the family station wagon. Customers wanted full size wagons with rear drive and the automakers had none. Rear wheel drive and a v8 are the preferred prerequisites for hauling campers and boats of significant size. Many of these towables used to be hauled with full size cars and station wagons for weekend outdoor excursions. Now trucks and full size SUVs are the only viable options. You could haul 4x8 sheets of plywood in an old full size wagon, back when they roamed the earth. Short story: keep your "feelings" of what makes sense for you out of my life and we'll get along fine, because you've got no clue what is best for anyone, not even yourself. /soapbox |
Originally Posted by SlideRuler
(Post 608393)
stfu Dopple. I do envy your genital size.
And Bad Religion was my favorite band growing up. Recipe for Hate was the first album I heard by them. |
I remember when I was little, my parents had a 1977 Chrysler Town and Country wagon...blue with that gay ass faux wood paneling on the sides lmao
http://www.stationwagonforums.com/fo...9/6/691c_3.jpg |
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Originally Posted by SlideRuler
(Post 608393)
.... growing up...
LuLz Does anyone else see the irony in this?
Originally Posted by buffon01
(Post 608404)
L M A O truf |
How many people still know these lyrics?
Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming; Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there: Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave? Or these? I pledge allegiance to the flag On the United States of America And to the republic for which is stands One nation under God invisible With liberty and Justice for all __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
Originally Posted by buffon01
(Post 608404)
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Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 608397)
Put twelve 4x8 sheets of 3/4 inch plywood in your Fit and take a fucking picture. You better hurry because the hurricane is coming and you need to board up your windows. You have waited in line for an hour at the lumber store. If you have to make two or three trips there won't be any plywood left. And don't tell me it can't happen because it has happened.
Do that, then we can talk about being just as useful as a full size SUV. Then pull my 3500lb. boat and 1100lb trailer seven hours from Florida to Georgia and back at 75mph. Then pull my wife's 3800lb vehicle on a 850lb tow dolly after she had a head gasket failure 2.5 hrs from home on the way to visit her mother. What's the towing capacity of a Honda Fit? There isn't one. It is designed to tow nothing and approved to tow nothing. Very fucking useful. Source:Edmunds Inside Line I hate idealistic do-gooder kids that insist that they know what is best for everyone else when they are barely old enough to have their own shit figured out. They are typically the ones who push for new laws to restrict the rights of everyone else because they think they have an inside line on "The Truth", whatever the hell that flavor of the day is... Did you know SUVs were popularized by the government passing laws that interfered with the free market and consumer choice initially? F-ing do-gooders said "even though there are plenty of choices in both big and small cars we need to force people to drive more fuel efficient cars against their will." CAFE standards were introduced and automakers had to drop station wagons and large full sized cars from their lineups. Trucks (and likewise SUVs) were exempt from the harsh standards and consumers flocked to them as an alternative to replace the usefulness if the family station wagon. Customers wanted full size wagons with rear drive and the automakers had none. Rear wheel drive and a v8 are the preferred prerequisites for hauling campers and boats of significant size. Many of these towables used to be hauled with full size cars and station wagons for weekend outdoor excursions. Now trucks and full size SUVs are the only viable options. You could haul 4x8 sheets of plywood in an old full size wagon, back when they roamed the earth. Short story: keep your "feelings" of what makes sense for you out of my life and we'll get along fine, because you've got no clue what is best for anyone, not even yourself. /soapbox We had several of these growing up. http://www.intowit.com/bloggd/wp-con...tion-wagon.jpg __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 608406)
How many people still know these lyrics?
Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming; Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there: Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave? I don't know the pledge of allegiance though, nor am I ever going to learn it because it's a religious thing. |
I'd post the lyrics of what I'm listening to right now... but it would be impossible...but if I did, it would look like this...
BURIAL ON THE PRESIDIO BANKS Tuning (low to high): C# G# C# F# A# d# Jeremy (0:00) |------------------------------------| |------------------------------------| |----7--------2--------3--------2----| |------------------------------------| |------------------------------------| |----8--------3--------5--------3----| |-------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------| |----7----8----2--------3--------2----| |-------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------| |----8---------3--------5--------3----| (0:38) |------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------------| |------------------------------------------------------| |----8--------5--------3-----------------1--------3----| |-------------------------------3----------------------| (1:45) |----------------------------------------|---------| |----------------------------------------|---------| |---------------------------------------.|---------| |---------------------------------------.|---------| |----8--------5--------8--------3--------|----1----| |----------------------------------------|---------| -drum fill- Note: notes on low E are optional here, really. They are played on the recording, however you may find it sounds better if you don't play them. Give it a try and see what you like best. (1:54) |--------------------------------------------------| |---------3---------3------------------------------| |--------------3--------3----2h3---------2---------| |----------------------------3------0----3----3----| |----1-----------------------------------0---------| |----------------------------------------0---------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------| |----0---------2--------------3--------------2--------------| |----1---------3---------0----5--------------3---------0----| |----1----1----3----3---------5----5----5----3----3---------| |----1---------3--------------5--------------3--------------| |----------------------------------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------------------------------| |----0---------2-------------0h2----3--------------2-------------------| |----1---------3--------0-----------5--------------3---------0---------| |----1----1----3----3---------------5----5----5----3----3---------3----| |----1---------3--------------------5--------------3-------------------| (3:18) |------------------------------------| |------------------------------------| |----3--------2-----------------0----| |----------------------3-------------| x3 |------------------------------------| |----5--------3--------0--------1----| |------------------------------------| |------------------------------------| |----3--------2--------7--------0----| |------------------------------------| x1 |------------------------------------| |----5--------3--------8--------1----| (3:51) (repeat until 5:10, gradually increase in volume and intensity) |------------------------------------| |------------------------------------| |----3--------2--------2--------0----| |----5--------3--------3--------1----| |----5--------3--------0--------1----| |----5--------3--------0--------1----| (at 5:10, add this fill after every repeat of the above until 5:40) |-----------------------------------| |----3--------4-----------3---------| |---------0--------2h3---------3----| |-----------------------------------| |-----------------------------------| |-----------------------------------| (5:50) |------------------------------------| |------------------------------------| |----3--------2--------2--------0----| |----5--------3--------3--------1----| |----5--------3--------0--------1----| |----5--------3--------0--------1----| |-------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------| |----3--------2--------7--------8-----| |----5--------3--------8--------10----| |----5--------3--------8--------10----| |----5--------3--------8--------10----| |-------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------| |----8---------7--------3--------2----| |----10--------8--------5--------3----| |----10--------8--------5--------3----| |----10--------8--------5--------3----| |-------------------------------------| |-------------------------------------| |----8---------7--------3--------2----| |----10--------8--------5--------3----| |----10--------8--------5--------3----| |----10--------8--------5--------3----| (Strum last chord; build and lead into 6:26) (6:26) Distortion on! Very simple here, just play it as loud as possible. Each "chord" is played 8 times |----------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------| |----8-----7----3----2----8-----7----0----2---.| |----10----8----5----3----10----8----1----3---.| |----10----8----5----3----10----8----1----0----| |----10----8----5----3----10----8----1----x----| (7:32) Let ring and fade into feedback |----------| |----------| |----8-----| |----10----| |----10----| |----10----| END Yeah... no fucking words. |
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