Bitches this is how i party.

 

 

Psh. Coke, firearms and weed is par for the course. The real bombshell is the chick's MOM sitting there with them.

holy ****, is that y8s?



I'm about 99% sure, holy ****

 

no dude, that's me and my brother and my mom at the home of Thomas Jefferson; that picture was right outside the slave quarters.

That's also me above playing cards in Yearbook class in year 1999.

 

dammit. I was laughing my *** off.

I've been wearing the same style of clothes since the 4th grade. Jeans and a t-shirt, with a sweatshirt if it's cold out. The jeans have gotten progressively dirtier as I've gotten older (and more involved with busted-*** Miatas) but most things stay the same.

I was a svelte 145-150lbs in 9th grade, though. what I'd give to be back there.

 

2nd pic dude was caught committing party foul! Wasting perfectly good hooch.

Never turn to the camera in mid pour. Granny won't be cleaning up the mess on your shorts, legs and floor.

 

svelt 145-150?! geez i wonder what its like to be that "skinny". all 114lbs of me lol

 

The 70s kicked ***.

 

I've never met scott's bro, but i'm pretty sure he's way more angrier than i ever have been.

you need to pull my long haired jesus pics off of facebook. not this happy helmet one.

 

 

That *** drives a miata. lol.

 

If we're doing old pics of ourselves, then

You can't touch this mullet


My Ohm shirt rocked. 11th grade.

 

No one cares if you're sad emo-kid.

 

Older or younger brother Scott?

 

Its his older bro