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Old 05-05-2008, 02:11 AM   #1
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Default I just had me a showdown outside

So I was just in my backyard taking a look at the miata and trying to motivate myself to work on it tommorow, and to take a break from xbox live.

I saw something drinking from the pool, good size animal with a tail. I yelled at it and stomped at it.....then the ****** came running at me!! Son of a bitch, I just smoked and I'm no condition to fight some crazy animal. lol

All I had was my car to climb on...right on the cracked windshield and new hood....lol. Whatever it was tried to get me even when I was on the car. It finally went a little away so I grabbed a stick of bamboo from the garden and got my flashlight. I was gonna get that ****, but man it was pissed or something. It was trying to sneak around in the garden from the light, to get closer to me rather than far away.

**** that, I just came inside!! I couldn't tell if it was a raccoon, fox, possum, big cat, lion? I was pissed I didn't know what the **** it was though!!!lol

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Damn, I want some of what you are smoking.
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The scary bit is Rabis pretty much doesn't exist in America anymore. soooo, that ****** was just angry not rabid.
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lion.... lol
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This **** was nasty pissed. It was ready to lunge at me, probably try to cut me up. I sure it wouldn't have hurt me much, but I didn't want to find out.

Good thing we have bamboo sticks in the garden!

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I vote possom, those are mean sons-a-bitches, and a big cat/mountain lion would have gotten on top of the car if it really wanted you
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lol...damn must be good **** you were smoking not to tell what it even was
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lol....yea well that was part of it I'm sure, but it was pretty dark out. I wish I had the flashlight when it was trying to climb the side of the car to get me. It was smart man, it knew how to avoid the light and scurry around. I would see his eyes pop up every once in awhile. I was seriously out there for close to 45mins ******* with it.

Hopefully my neighbors didn't hear me outside....lol.

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My mom was cornered in someone's yard down the street by a mountain lion once, but I live in the mountains.

Lol how do you spend 45 mins screwing around fighting some kind of pissed off animal and not know what it is?
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I just smoked-
that is all. lol
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El Chupacabra!

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Thundercougarfalcongoat?

or this...

We still get reports of rabid raccoons and possums here.
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it might be a crackhead.
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it might be a crackhead.
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it might be hustler...
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I've seen Possums here in Virginia as big as a Basset hound.
If you're stoned, I would imagine a pissed possum would rank right up there with one of the scariest ******* things imaginable

Unless it looks like this:
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I went out this morning and saw that whatever it was ripped a ******* huge hole in the pool cover. Left some muddy scratch prints on my car from when it was trying to climb up and get me.

From now on, whenever I go outside for anything at night, just like at the farm.....I'll be going out with the bb gun.

And as far as smoking goes, I know some of you guys here are against it, but it beats smoking cigarettes. I quit after almost 9 years and drink like 1 time a week now....so i guess pot is my only vice at the moment.

But damn, lastnight was ******* trippy....

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I've had 2 run-ins with rabid raccoons around us in the last year - last one was pretty damn big and very pissed off about something - chased me and the wife thru the woods for about 200 yards before he lost interest. Rabies is some **** you don't want to be involved with.
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pics of said prints!
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