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Old 05-07-2008, 10:56 PM   #61
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I love how the blond guy goes from straight looking gay guy to complete screaming queen in about 2 seconds.

Whistle pig? You must have some good stuff to get freaked by a marmot. I'm voting racoon. Rips in the canvas and prints that high up on the car it had to be bigger than a whistler.
No way man.....this ****** was different. Like a crazy, nasty little whistle pig. Take a look at these pictures.

The street sign picture is to give you an idea on the size. The other picture is what it was doing in the dark at me as it was trying to get me on the car!

I'm glad whoever took this picture had a similar experience.

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Old 05-07-2008, 11:13 PM   #62
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This **** was nasty pissed. It was ready to lunge at me, probably try to cut me up.
it was a mexican
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You could make a nice hat out of one of those.......
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In my poor imitation of a Monty Python voice

What?....A Rabbit?
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Perhaps.....maybe.....it could have been one of his ex girlfriends ?
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:53 PM   #66
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Perhaps.....maybe.....it could have been one of his ex girlfriends ?
lol....well actually, my most recent ex did try to bite my ear off. That was fun!

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Old 05-09-2008, 03:05 AM   #67
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Just spent 20 minutes or so on the patio looking for him....only this time prepared. I had bamboo, a pushbroom handle, and my camera. I didn't see him, but I thought, maybe he could see me.

I didn't like the feeling, **** that I'm not dealing with this thing all summer. We caught them before like 6 times, I'm gonna build a trap this weekend and catch this one. I'll be sure to post pics, cause I will catch him.

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funny thread.

Amazing how the wacky tobacky messes with the fight/flight reflex isn't it? lol.

I have never before in my life even so much as HEARD of a "whistle pig" before. lol. That must be a northern thing.

You want scary? **** off a 'possum.

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No update for 2 days...... Did he catch it ? Is he in hospital ? Perhaps he's stuck on the roof of the car again ?
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this thread definitely had me laughing almost to tears!! I have had a raccoon try to chase me before and it died very inhumanely.
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funny thread.

Amazing how the wacky tobacky messes with the fight/flight reflex isn't it? lol.

I have never before in my life even so much as HEARD of a "whistle pig" before. lol. That must be a northern thing.

You want scary? **** off a 'possum.

possums ain't ****...just kick the **** out of them...like so

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What you likely seen was this
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It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:57 PM   #74
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Are you kidding, if it was a liger I doubt I would even be talking with you guys right now!

So ever since then, I go out every night and check for him. I have even been pretty daring and went looking for him weaponless, just to see if he's that smart to only come at me when I'm unarmed. I have a bunch of spare wood in the basement, so I'm gonna make a trap.

The picture is one that we caught a couple years ago. This one was ******* eating all of the vegetables in the garden, so we had to get him out of the yard. We caught him and then released him a couple miles away down at our shop by a river.

This one that I'm dealing with now is just ******* crazy. If it comes at me in the dark and I have to defend myself, I might kill it. But if I can capture it and release him, that would be best. My nieces and nephews are really into looking for him now, so if I kill it....my brothers might be a little pissed at me.

To think that I have chased down coyotes on a weekly basis at the farm, and now I'm scared of a little whistle pig.....

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My God, your getting paranoid !
So it's stalking you now, waiting for you to be unarmed, alone, in the dark, afraid...
That must be one smart wee little whistle piggy you got after you man
You've still to CONFIRM what is it remember....I still think it could be one of your ex's.
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Dude, stop taking chances. This vicious creature obviously has it out for you and means to do you harm. Time to arm-up. I recommend not leaving your bedroom without a AK-47 with 75 round drum and S&W .500 magnum revolver for backup. That little scrappy fur bag is so ate up with rabies fueled insanity that he's more dangerous than a serial killer on PCP. Sleep with your doors locked too, the little bastards are smart. I would also recommend you setup some claymore's with trip wires around your car and pool. You just can't be too careful. Good Luck!
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Perhaps....IT'S thinking the same thing...waiting...stalking it's prey....silently watching from the shadows.....waiting for it's moment to strike....waiting for the weekend to catch you smoking again
Watch out man.....it could be building a trap
Keep your eye on your tyres, it may be leaving the air out slowly so it can get you next time
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You guys just had me laughing pretty hard!

If it was one of my ex's they'd try to sleep with me first....then kill me.

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You sure it wasn't wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man?
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