Honest Seller

 

It's gone

 

******' gay, I knew I shoulda taken a screenshot.

 

As a penalty, you must paraphrase the entire thing to the best of your ability.

 

Title - Honest Seller!
This is an awesome car. Things like the exhaust and gas tank and top suspension thingey are held on by those bracing things. The ones on top of the suspension cost me 80 dollars in steel bracing alone! The thing has 300-400 thousand miles, but it's in mint condition. Or it could have 40 miles. I don't know if the meter is broken. It's a great car.

And the picture was a big black man smoking a cigar in front of a REALLY old, beat up, musty-green caddy.

It was full of win.

 

Lol

 

guess i had to be there