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Old Apr 23, 2010 | 05:52 PM
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and he drives a Honda!

Alright, so Ive recently started posting on D-series.org, a site dedicated to the Honda D-series engine. Id have to say its one of the best forums Ive ever found, lots of good tech talk and lots of funny **** as well (Much like MT), but of course there are are idiots on the prowl like anywhere.

This n00b signs up and makes a Thread called "my new project", with this as his first post:
Originally Posted by ninjajp
so i bought a universal pressure gauge/regulator for my car everything else is cool except the adapter plate. i also figured out the true reason for the car not running as well. whats the best tranny for a mini me? i was thinking one from an d16a6 any opinions? i know its an si tranny but i plan on keeping it NA....for now anyways. dont hfs already have a d16a6 tranny? i had my own builder a year back but i crashed it, now i have a new prospect with a chip ready mini me, i just want to take care of the small stuff before i move to adding some weight (its naked) and doing some extensively minor body work, dont get it twisted i like the mad max look like the next tuner but this is ridiculous!! ill have new pictures of it in my profile if i cant get the v gallery to work.
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To which I replied:
Originally Posted by Full_Tilt
Originally Posted by ninjajp
So, I bought a universal pressure gauge/regulator for my car. Everything else is cool except the adapter plate. Also, I figured out the true reason for the car not running as well.
[segway]
Whats the best tranny for a mini me? I was thinking one from an d16a6; Dont HF's already have a d16a6 tranny? Any opinions?

[I cant even translate the rest of this]
i had my own builder a year back but i crashed it, now i have a new prospect with a chip ready mini me, i just want to take care of the small stuff before i move to adding some weight (its naked) and doing some extensively minor body work, dont get it twisted i like the mad max look like the next tuner but this is ridiculous!! ill have new pictures of it in my profile if i cant get the v gallery to work.
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Okay so I tried to make sense of/translate this post. All I could really get out of it is a question about what transmission to use. Everything else is just incoherent babbling.
A month goes by, I have completely forgotten about this idiotic contribution to the internet, when I get a PM entitled "ur dumb ***"
It begins...

Originally Posted by ninjajp
-if u have a problem speaking english thats your problem, if you dont have anything constructive to say on the post then shut the **** up! no one asked you for your opinion on your illiteracy. its not possible to misunderstand anything unless you have a problem reading and i see that you do. whats so hard to understand about crashing my car and finding a new one with a mini me in it? how stupid are you? seriously? not used to speaking in a complete sentence? the car is naked thats why i mentioned the weight, it has no interior dumbass! maybe a picture would help you sense those seem to be the only way of communicating you seem to understand. have a nice day
Originally Posted by Full_Tilt
I am not the one that is unable to put together a complete sentence.

If you want to get answered to your questions you need to stop for a second and compose a articulate and clear sentence or two.
I still have no ******* idea what that piece of **** excuse for a sentence is supposed to say.

So how about this, next time you have a thought, stop and think it through before you start banging away on a keyboard like the ******* retarded ape that you are.

That being said, stop being a little ******* bitch and learn to take some criticism. Clean the damp sand out of youre big weeping vagina and grow a pair ******.
Originally Posted by ninjajp
it wasnt a sentence dumb **** it was a paragraph. learn how to read before you act like you know what in the **** ur talking about. it doesnt matter if you could understand it or not if you dont have something intelligent to say then shut your mouth. it must be hard being a two left footed troglodyte, trying to insult my manhood is a weak slap at best from a maggot mouth bitch like you to a giant like myself. so give your fake im educated bullshit speech to your friends,because its pretty obvious to me that criticism isnt your strongsuit. a dick suckn punk like you is just trying to get a laugh at my expense, when its clear reading isnt your strongsuit either. do you even have a car or are you here for friends? heres a translation POPS! builder=car, prospect=new car,ready to be chipped doesnt need a translation. that extensively minor bodywork was a typo, i meant to say extensive amount of minor body work needed to be done. the car has a mad max look to it,henceforth the reference. look, your just a jack *** who needs to be checked, and seriously? for disrespecting me like you did i would sock u right in ur mouth, and i mean that. Im not one for tuff guy talk but with you i wouldnt hesitate breaking your jaw, all the ape would come out of me and the bitch out of you. check yourself. have a nice day..
Originally Posted by Full_Tilt
I didnt even read what you just posted.
Im actually afraid to read what you say because I fear that doing so may actually lower my IQ.
That being said, I am so sorry that you are so stupid. I guess the world needs people like you to do janitorial work and whatnot.

But anyway, as sorry as I am, you cannot continue to insult me, even if you are doing so in a profoundly idiotic way.
If you do not stop, I will be forced to carve my name in her uterus with a rusty razor blade. Ill be sure to explain to her why I had to do so because you refused to stop acting like an idiot on the internet.

Good day.
Originally Posted by ninjajp
for starters you probably dont even know what the acronym I.Q. even stands for. LOl you are killing me with your bullshit antics. you are intelligent? exactly how is that? i couldnt tell at all. you hurling insults at me and spouting stereotypical crap doesnt faze me in the slightest. as a matter of fact im not a janitor, i go to school at the art institute of seattle for graphic design and game animation. and FYI? my I.Q. is 156. it doesnt matter what you do because today your pretending to be a grammar major. consider yourself checked.have a nice day.

I think Im slowly losing hope in humanity

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Old Apr 23, 2010 | 05:55 PM
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Why would you waste energy arguing with someone like that?
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 06:01 PM
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So... Hyper has purchased a Honda?
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 06:03 PM
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He gets points for using the word "troglodyte".
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by rider384
Why would you waste energy arguing with someone like that?
because its hilarious

Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
He gets points for using the word "troglodyte".
Well he does have an IQ of 156
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 06:13 PM
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People like this are why i changed my sig. -.-;
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 06:38 PM
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It continues...

Originally Posted by ninjajp
wow youve given up huh? cant say im surprised. you probably have a.d.d anyways. and yes it is unfortunate that it takes so much longer to get a bachelors than a tech degree, but we all have to make sacrifices sometime. i rather enjoyed my childhood thank you very much. well it was fun checkn you into reality, but im gonna get back to the xbox now.
[Cant be Hyper, this guy has an xbox, bahaha]
Originally Posted by Full_Tilt
Yes I have given up, its not funny anymore, its just sad. I really feel bad for you because you have no idea how daft you really are.
Originally Posted by ninjajp
ur boring me with the snide remarks to my intelligence. and on top of that your now using british based epitaphs as an insult? LOL ive seen enough! i realize now truly that i am wasting my time on a pretender. later backwater....

After saying "stupid", "dumb", "idiot", etc for so Long I decided to drop "daft" in there. Which he apparently had to google, but then couldnt comprehend what he found on google... oh my...
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 06:46 PM
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I LOVE to **** with people like that. Especially when they start it. It's worth a few minutes of my day to type up a response just for the hilarity of it.
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 06:53 PM
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LMAO at confusing "epithets" with "epitaphs".
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 06:59 PM
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Chevy kid 1995 bought a honda.
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
LMAO at confusing "epithets" with "epitaphs".
ooooh, thats what he meant

I just thought he was throwing out a random word thinking I didnt know any better.
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 08:00 PM
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Those guys are the best. You should ruin every thread he starts, it'll make him so mad he'll probably try to stick a remote in his ***. It's even better if you find him on h-tech and crap on his parade there too. +1 about d-series, totally helped me unfuck my 90 hatch.
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 08:21 PM
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I don't think engrish is that guys first language. Probably used a shitty translator or something.

I like your sig on there.
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by astroboy
...it'll make him so mad he'll probably try to stick a remote in his ***.
That freakout kid was awesome!
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 08:51 PM
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He'd give certain CR posters a run for their money.
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 09:04 PM
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Okay look, everyone stares when the Black rex rolls thru anyways...so dont hate.

WTF does that mean!!!???
Old Apr 23, 2010 | 09:41 PM
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I read JDM. It means his Subaru is attracts all the ladies. Don't hate because he has a big dick.
Old Apr 24, 2010 | 03:50 AM
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If you haven't gathered, he likes checking. Dont know what, but he likes to check. I should find out who this douche is in real life, my best friend is at the same school for sound engineering.


edit: I raise you one douche named "CamaroThunder" on streetfire.net.
http://www.streetfire.net/video/civi...htm#commentTop

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Old Apr 24, 2010 | 11:09 AM
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Does Hyper have a brother?
Old Apr 24, 2010 | 04:05 PM
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My favorite part is when you had two typos/grammar errors in your second reply. Irony, I love it.



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