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sorry to gay this **** up in a drunken stupor, lol.

 

haha got a good laugh from that one thanks!

 

yep, her name is turtle. she also likes to hide under covers

 

number one rule of cat ownership: steer clear of the females. Males are much less neurotic.

 

i feel the opposite. boys are stinkie.

 

at least you got a free vent dusting out of it.

 

we have one boy and one girl. the girl is weird but the boy cat is up in your face.

 

Cats:
-get stuck in vents
-wake you up too ******* early
-your wife is way too attached to it

Dogs:
-play fetch with you
-don't get stuck in vents
-stay ******* quiet until you get up in the morning
-are better than cats

 

Dogs rule, cats drool!

 

poop on your lawn vs. in a box.

 

get a small dog and send it in after it

 

a cat cleans itself, a dog smells like ****

 

our male cat plays fetch with his toy mouse. The female just lays around and does nothing all day.

 

I don't like either, and I have two dogs..

Our newest, a Dachshund-Chihuahua mix, gets so excited when I come near that she pees on whatever surface she's on, which is usually my bed or a couch. Fun. I love dog ownership.. not.

 

 

A gay cat video I made of the girlfriends cats:

 

Holy **** that's awesome! Any cat I've ever had only played for that long when it was a kitten and was definitely not smart enough to play fetch.

 

so do you just keep those tracks there all the time?... dork

 

My other cat knows i get home around 5:30...when I don't show up, she get's worried: