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Old 04-26-2008, 12:44 AM   #1
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Default interesting search query on my girlfriends laptop

i went on her laptop to check my email and here what i found in browser.

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"women" is plural.


You might be in for a party.

EDIT: nice avatar, btw.
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i don't know, but dont take this the wrong way. but the way i see it you either have a closet feminist on your hands and is diligently searching all the things women do to that please men and will eventually hack your **** off and throw it out the car window......or......she has a really large bush and is inquiring about how to trim that sucker down for you.
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no bush there. a bit true on feminist part. i think my dick retracts inside when i see any kind of cutting tool in her hands.
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"women" is plural.


You might be in for a party.

EDIT: nice avatar, btw.
not a bad avatar there also
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Old 04-26-2008, 03:34 AM   #6
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Maybe your guys avatars should have sex

Is it the google type search that will fill in something as you go. Cause I know if I start typing something like "reading" a bunch of random searches regarding reading come up while I type.

Why not just ask WTF she was searching on how to shave a vagina for? Strippers and ***** have landing strips, girls that have/had/want a boyfriend have em cleaned, and the virgins and fat girls have a bush. Simple really

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casually ask her if she's into shaved *****
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casually ask her if she's into shaved *****
Dude you better have shaved *****. She may of left that up to get rid of the cave man. No one likes road rash.

Unless
1. She is forien.
2. Your buddies will never know.
3. Your drunk.
4. Drum roll.............You don't care cause you are Desperate And Horney, and been watching Debie does Dallas all weekend!!!!
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**** that, I'm not putting a razor to my sack. I cringe when I see her doing her vagoo already.
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lol
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**** that, I'm not putting a razor to my sack. I cringe when I see her doing her vagoo already.
straight razors are in.


of course you have to have big brass ***** to shave in order to use it but still...
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i tried shaving my ***** once - **** that!
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i tried shaving my ***** once - **** that!
Terrible idea haha.
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Or you could just trim em......

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beard trimmer.it works
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I have a trimmer that trims whatever I need trimmed. May it be my ***** or my goatee....lol. No classy girl likes a guy with dick hair...sorry. And it goes both ways.

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i tried shaving my ***** once - **** that!
You either have no skill with a blade or tiny *****. I've never had more than 1-2 minor nicks. Try using those little bikini line razors for the tight spots.

Personally, I'm thinking of getting that lazer treatment so they will be smooth as a baby's *** for life.
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You either have no skill with a blade or tiny *****. I've never had more than 1-2 minor nicks.
QFT
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I have a trimmer that trims whatever I need trimmed. May it be my ***** or my goatee....lol. No classy girl likes a guy with dick hair...sorry. And it goes both ways.

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QFT squared. women seem to LOVE it when guys are squeaky clean, from my... ahem... field research.
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The heterosexuality of this thread is decreasing with each post. This thread really had potential, too.


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